Story I discovered that there was cum on my shirt

[iblamemyself]

I sat down in front of my computer and got comfortable in my chair. I had my hands in front of my belly when I felt something sticky on my index finger.
I recoiled in surprise. I looked down and there was a big spot on my shirt. I rubbed my index with my thumb and the substance was sticky.

Oh man. I immediately knew what it was and how it got there. It was dark. I took a piss and didn't make an effort to switch on the lights. When I was done, I shook the last drops of piss off my dick.
You know, when you are on nofap, sometimes cum will come out when you take a piss. I'm on day 45. When I shook my dick, I must have thrown cum into the air and on my shirt.

Yikes.

 

[Inceldo]

Your family will find the splattered cum drops on the toilet seat

 

[iblamemyself]

Your family will find the splattered cum drops on the toilet seat

Brb checking the toilet

 

[Insomniac]

Did you eat it? Shouldn’t let good nutrients go to waste tbh.

 

[iblamemyself]

Did you eat it? Shouldn’t let good nutrients go to waste tbh.

Too late. I washed it off with soap and water.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

when you are on nofap, sometimes cum will come out when you take a piss.

Wtf?

 

[Mr Joyboy]

I used to experience the cloudy cumpiss when I had retrograde ejaculations on SSRIs.

 

[nice_try]

You know, when you are on nofap, sometimes cum will come out when you take a piss. I'm on day 45. When I shook my dick, I must have thrown cum into the air and on my shirt.

Just a little reminder that nofap isn't healthy and your body fights it.

 

[EthnicelNL]

I sat down in front of my computer and got comfortable in my chair. I had my hands in front of my belly when I felt something sticky on my index finger.
I recoiled in surprise. I looked down and there was a big spot on my shirt. I rubbed my index with my thumb and the substance was sticky.

Oh man. I immediately knew what it was and how it got there. It was dark. I took a piss and didn't make an effort to switch on the lights. When I was done, I shook the last drops of piss off my dick.
You know, when you are on nofap, sometimes cum will come out when you take a piss. I'm on day 45. When I shook my dick, I must have thrown cum into the air and on my shirt.

Yikes.

6/10 LARP try again

 

[Cuyen]

6/10 LARP try again

Why you think it is larp

 

[Deleted member 7438]

Why you think it is larp

I did 6 month no fap and this never happened to me.

 

[Guest2]

Okay so there's a lot to unpack here

 

[iblamemyself]

It's real. Yes. I guess guys discharge in different ways. Some people have wet dreams, others piss it out.

After about 25 days my balls will be full and stuff like that starts happening tbh.

 

[Smallframecel]

Chad can dump has cum in veronicas mouth every day

 

[Juxtaposition6]

I sat down in front of my computer and got comfortable in my chair. I had my hands in front of my belly when I felt something sticky on my index finger.
I recoiled in surprise. I looked down and there was a big spot on my shirt. I rubbed my index with my thumb and the substance was sticky.

Oh man. I immediately knew what it was and how it got there. It was dark. I took a piss and didn't make an effort to switch on the lights. When I was done, I shook the last drops of piss off my dick.
You know, when you are on nofap, sometimes cum will come out when you take a piss. I'm on day 45. When I shook my dick, I must have thrown cum into the air and on my shirt.

Yikes.

K

 

[Templarcel421]

This is a new low

 

[LastGerman]

Did you eat it? Shouldn’t let good nutrients go to waste tbh.

This. You have to consume your own liquid.

 

[Michael15651]

This is a new low