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Venting I didn’t congratulate my coworkER in the group chat about him impregnating his toilet.

Would you congratulate your coworker in the group chat if he announced?

  • Yes, I am an incel, but yes, I would congratulate a coworker on becoming a dad.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No, fuck that (no pun intended). I wish I could cum into a foid, but the gate keepers won’t let me.

    Votes: 13 100.0%

  • Total voters
    13
  • Poll closed .
Subhuman Niceguy

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I don’t care if, “I’m the asshole.”

He is a beanER, on the white-passing side, but still a Mexican beanER. He is like 28 (we don’t really talk about age), 5’9”, 220 lbs (99.79 kg), sometimes wears glasses, works two jobs - including at an Amazon fulfillment center.

- He has a toilet gf, they weren’t married, but they had been dating for years.


I knew something was up, about two months ago, while we were at work - he (normies talk so much) proudly exclaimed (said) that he had, “stopped smoking weed (cannabis).”

- That is how low the bar is set for Mexican males when mating, a Mexican can be a stoned (high on drugs) guy working for Amazon - and still get a Mexican foid to date him. While other groups of men have to deal with the American whores who demand chads or nothing else.

About two weeks ago, the group chat was “blown up,” because our boss congratulated the guy on becoming a father. “Is it a boy or girl?”, asked our boss.

I muted the group chat. I didn’t congratulate him.

He’s not even married to the toilet. They just announced their engagement a few days ago. I don’t find bastards cute. Yes, it’s nice that they are getting married out of wedlock. In my honest opinion, the child is a bastard.

I did see him at work, and everything was normal. Although, I’m not going to pretend that I’m excited that a Mexican guy impregnated his Mexican gf - beaners breed in their sleep, I’m not impressed. The least he could have done, was married that goblina, before announcing the pregnancy.

Thanks for letting me vent.


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6kGIeBMbX9Y&pp=ygUZc28ga
 
Only your boss for browniepoints
 
If I had a job and one of my coworkers had a kid with a foid (even if they were married) I'd intentionally be rude and dismissive (and obviously abstain from congratulating them). Someone else cumming inside a foid is not something to which I owe any of my praise. Besides, they're your coworkers - not your friends.
 
No need to conglaturate. I'd only do it if caught out to save face, I want to keep my job, but it's a big enough place that I don't usually get noticed. Has it's perks.
 
I used to work at an Amazon fulfillment center. Coworkers were chill enough (would even give me rides home if I asked) but the actual work was soul draining.
 
If I had a job and one of my coworkers had a kid with a foid (even if they were married) I'd intentionally be rude and dismissive (and obviously abstain from congratulating them). Someone else cumming inside a foid is not something to which I owe any of my praise. Besides, they're your coworkers - not your friends.
Based.
 
The kid is due April 9th.
 
The kid is due April 9th.
I can't believe the little bastard (sorry, the kid is a bastard) will be here next month! Holy Isla Vista, he knew for awhile! He only told us, like two months ago! This guy is so fucked! He has a fat ugly goblina with a flat ass, who is pregnant - and she is going to squirt out a kid next month! Kek!

You must think I am a fool
 
I can't believe the little bastard (sorry, the kid is a bastard) will be here next month! Holy Isla Vista, he knew for awhile! He only told us, like two months ago! This guy is so fucked! He has a fat ugly goblina with a flat ass, who is pregnant - and she is going to squirt out a kid next month! Kek!

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I would rathER go ER in Minecraft.

No, on so many levels. No wonder he moved in with that landwhale a few months ago, the pair moved into an apartment together.
 
I would rathER go ER in Minecraft.

No, on so many levels. No wonder he moved in with that landwhale a few months ago, the pair moved into an apartment together.
  1. I would not marry a fat goblina with a flat ass.
  2. I would marry a foid, before impregnating her.
  3. I would not bring a baby back to an apartment, kids should grow up in houses.
  4. I would have a better job then the place we work now.
  5. I hope they don't give the kid a faggot name (I think it's a boy) like: Santiago, Aaron, Christian, Aidan, Hunter, or Landon.
 
i grow up in a apartment
My grandmother grew up in a house, my mother grew up in a house, I grew up in a house - there is no way I would allow the Jews to take away my dignity and make me and my family live in a Jewpartment.
 
My grandmother grew up in a house, my mother grew up in a house, I grew up in a house - there is no way I would allow the Jews to take away my dignity and make me and my family live in a Jewpartment.
my parents did it to me. shits too expensive anyways.
 
i grow up in a apartment
I always hated that awkward moment in elementary school, when we would talk about Santa Clause, "coming down the chimney," and some kid who lived in a Jewpartment would always ruin the moment with their moaning about not having a chimney.
 
If I had a job and one of my coworkers had a kid with a foid (even if they were married) I'd intentionally be rude and dismissive (and obviously abstain from congratulating them). Someone else cumming inside a foid is not something to which I owe any of my praise. Besides, they're your coworkers - not your friends.
Since the little bastard will be here next month, I understand why he told us. He's known for awhile, he just didn't want to tell us - because, he wasn't married to the kid's mom.
 
I always hated that awkward moment in elementary school, when we would talk about Santa Clause, "coming down the chimney," and some kid who lived in a Jewpartment would always ruin the moment with their moaning about not having a chimney.
lmao. i remember some stuff like that from elementary too. probably not gonna have kids if i dont be down for some mongolian subhuman foid. so yeah i dont have to worry about it.
 
To put it nicely - he won’t have to worry about his fiancé cheating on him, because 90% of guys would be grossed out by her. That last 10% are horny beaner Latino (in this case Mexican, but they all fuck around) men who seem to have no standards.
 
I don't talk to my coworkers
 
Based choice. No reason you should be celebrating people fucking and bringing in more humans into the world when you can't have the very basics like sex and companionship for yourself. It would be like a homeless man celebrating a multi-millionaire's fifth home purchase. Extremely undignified and humiliating.
 
Of course not! Scortched earth!
 
My co-workers are all above 40 and they all have kids apparently Just not me lol and I will never marry too...
 
Fuck them, they never cared about helping you.
 
Fuck them, they never cared about helping you.
I didn’t get the toilet pregnant, his fiancé is not even attractive, shame that she is breeding.
 
I swear, if this bastard is born next month - and the kid’s parents are still only “engaged,” Mexicans have reached a new low and have completely given up on Catholicism.
 
I swear, if this bastard is born next month - and the kid’s parents are still only “engaged,” Mexicans have reached a new low and have completely given up on Catholicism.
Wouldn’t it be interesting if the Pope died, and a bastard was born into the world during the same period in Minecraft?
 
Fuck them, they never cared about helping you.
Everything about the parents is a caricature (a joke). I hope the kid is a foid, because if it’s a male - he will be Uvalde-Robb-Elementary-attacker-Salvador-Ramos 2.0 in Minecraft.
 
Everything about the parents is a caricature (a joke). I hope the kid is a foid, because if it’s a male - he will be Uvalde-Robb-Elementary-attacker-Salvador-Ramos 2.0 in Minecraft.
Seriously, the father told us that he was put into soccer (football) as a boy, like any typical beaner (Latino) - he gave up playing soccer, because there was “too much running.” This lazy fat beaner - bred… Hell, I played varsity soccer in high school - I’m still a kissless virgin!
 

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