I, descendant of Genghis Khan, will create the great incel Khanate.

[Mongolianwizard]

Many of you know who I am, but not the man behind the keyboard. The true Mongolianwizard. What many of you don't know was that I was once a Roleplayer. However, I was cast down from the great roleplayer mountain. From then I realized I had to raise an army to combat them, and bring honor back to my family. To that end I have journey'd here, to the land of the incels, where I seek to unite the virgins against a great and terrible evil.

The question remains, however: Can I unite the great virgin clans? To the east, is the great r9k lands. They have been beset by all sides by war, famine, and plague. Are they too broken to fight against the chads, normalfags, and degenerate roleplayers? I do not know. But, I shall try. If that does not work, then I will travel to the forbidden lands of 8/r9k/. The people there are xenophobic and have a hatred of outsiders, but I believe I can bring them over to my cause.

Finally, I will travel to the western lands. While the land of the braincels may be pozzed, I believe that I can still savage it.

After I raise my army and unite the virgins we will ride against the roleplayers. They will feel the greate fury of the Khan. Through fire and brimstone I will gain victory and unite every virgin clan into the great Khanate.

My question is: Will you ride with me? Will you help me realize my dream of honoring my forefather, Genghis Khan?

 

[Deleted member 3291]

fuck yes i will ride u

 

[Mongolianwizard]

I will need a pantheon of champions. An incel from every month. Only through the combined power of virginity can we establish or nation and keep it safe. I am taking nominations.

 

[Gremlincel]

didn't read but we need to see a pic of your olaf moms boobs, dude

 

[Mongolianwizard]

didn't read but we need to see a pic of your olaf moms boobs, dude

Do not worry about the pleasures of flesh. Sex is temporary, glory is forever, and the Khanate shall be eternal.

 

[Reprobus]

didn't read but we need to see a pic of your olaf moms boobs, dude

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I have no clue what the hell you're talking about but sure I'll ride a horse

 

[Gardencel]

I have no clue what the hell you're talking about but sure I'll ride a horse

Seconded. I don't know whats going on but I will follow you into the depths of hell if that's what you want.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

That explains why you are a "lowinhibcel"

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Many of you know who I am, but not the man behind the keyboard. The true Mongolianwizard. What many of you don't know was that I was once a Roleplayer. However, I was cast down from the great roleplayer mountain. From then I realized I had to raise an army to combat them, and bring honor back to my family. To that end I have journey'd here, to the land of the incels, where I seek to unite the virgins against a great and terrible evil.

The question remains, however: Can I unite the great virgin clans? To the east, is the great r9k lands. They have been beset by all sides by war, famine, and plague. Are they too broken to fight against the chads, normalfags, and degenerate roleplayers? I do not know. But, I shall try. If that does not work, then I will travel to the forbidden lands of 8/r9k/. The people there are xenophobic and have a hatred of outsiders, but I believe I can bring them over to my cause.

Finally, I will travel to the western lands. While the land of the braincels may be pozzed, I believe that I can still savage it.

After I raise my army and unite the virgins we will ride against the roleplayers. They will feel the greate fury of the Khan. Through fire and brimstone I will gain victory and unite every virgin clan into the great Khanate.

My question is: Will you ride with me? Will you help me realize my dream of honoring my forefather, Genghis Khan?

I may also descend from Genghis Khan. We need to fight in order to know who's the real tru khan.
Any person with vague asian ancestry descends from Genghis Khan ... Prepare to fight mah dude.

 

[Rice Cel]

I'm northern Chinese. We might be related idk