Venting I declare war on facial bloat

[NegroKing]

I woke up, was doing fine. Few hours later I look like a chipmunk. It’s so fucking ugly. Can some bloating experts help me out here?

 

[VisVoi]

Alcohol + Caffeine + Water

 

[Weeb]

Chad never bloats. Sorry boyo

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

Less salt help's, i think chewing gum also works .

 

[Sadist]

Alcohol + Caffeine + Water

This, also cut out food with high sodium

 

[satoshisacuck]

what if you have a thick skull or large skull?

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Ok Zyros Jr

 

[Hunter]

lose weight

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

I need potasssssiummmm

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

Stop eating you fat fuck.

 

[Deleted member 60]

have you tried not being curry?

 

[blackcel]

Wtf is with these facial bloat threads

 

[NegroKing]

Wtf is with these facial bloat threads

It is HELL having to experience it on top of already bad other features.

lose weight

I’m on a diet.

 

[JohnnyNodoff]

So water, coffee, and alcohol reduce face bloat? Anyone have an article citing this?

 

[Minjaze]

My face is literally shaped like a potato. It's over.

 

[WorldRulerAisha]

Wtf is with these facial bloat threads

 

[Juxtaposition6]

I woke up, was doing fine. Few hours later I look like a chipmunk. It’s so fucking ugly. Can some bloating experts help me out here?

Punch face 18 times in rage and drink 8 beers and 6 coffees, it worked for zyros.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

@Zyros
Teach him your ways

 

[Its_OVER]

Chad never bloats. Sorry boyo

 

[Amaterasu]

its okay OP if its over its over no need to worry about your bloat.