I couldn't pee in front of my dad, at gas station bathrooms

[Bedford Stye]

Family vacation. My dad and me went to the men's room.I still have nightmares about this.

He stepped up to the right urinal and blasted the shit out of that with a do it yourself golden shower.

Hell, his prostate was so strong, I got hosed I'ma yellow mist too

I timidly unzipped at the left urinal, and couldn't squeeze out one drop

 

[Bedford Stye]

its over if your dad pissmogs you

I wasn't gay.

But, he prolly thot so.

"Only PERVS can't pee publically" !

Death to piss cells.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

gay af post

 

[Arcadicel]

gay af post

 

[PLA1092]

What?

 

[Bedford Stye]

gay af post

Only a tranny would say that.

You pee sitting down now after your dick was mowed off by a surgical laser.

 

[Immolator]

gay af post

 

[Leryan]

gay af post

 

[Bedford Stye]

Lol.

 

[AsiaCel]

Faggot but just use the closed door toilet

 

[Transcended Trucel]

lmao

 

[Izayacel]

GIGA Over If you overthink Pissing

 

[Bedford Stye]

Faggot but just use the closed door toilet

I used it, but failed to realize, I pissed on a dead 85 year old perv sitting on the toilet

 

[Bedford Stye]

GIGA Over If you overthink Pissing

Lol. "Overthink pissing"

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

truecel trait: you cannot piss while others around

 

[never began]

Family vacation. My dad and me went to the men's room.I still have nightmares about this.

He stepped up to the right urinal and blasted the shit out of that with a do it yourself golden shower.

Hell, his prostate was so strong, I got hosed I'ma yellow mist too

I timidly unzipped at the left urinal, and couldn't squeeze out one drop

What the fuck did I just read

 

[Bedford Stye]

truecel trait: you cannot piss while others around

The only place you can piss is in your pants

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

The only place you can piss is in your pants

I piss on dead foid bodies in kottbusser tor @Sneir kottbass

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

We should be pissing and shitting infront of our girlfriends at this age (in toilet).

 

[Sneir]

I piss on dead foid bodies in kottbusser tor @Sneir kottbass View attachment 705284

Kurva i will jerk off to THIS (in video game)

 

[Shrek]

GIGA Over If you overthink Pissing

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

We should be pissing and shitting infront of our girlfriends at this age (in toilet).

Oh. I didn't remember that.

 

[Bedford Stye]

I can't squeeze out one drop if someone's standing next

 

[M.Yass]

View: https://youtu.be/JVRs4EkcgEY

 

[ULTRAMAN]

truecel trait: you cannot piss while others around