I confess. I had sex with a toilet

[blackpillednigga]

I put my weiner between the toilet flaps and held the top lid to penetrate it. I then coomed inside the toilet and the toilet gave birth. the end

 

[Saint Lives MattER]

 

[pixy.]

Me too

 

[PLA1092]

Did you take a shower and improve your personality beforehand?

What you describe sounds rather uncomfortable; I suppose it could be done with minimal damage, anyhow.

 

[tehgymcel420]

toilet flaps

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Reported for being fake and GrAYcel

 

[ilieknothing]

Over for trickedcels like me

 

[CantEscapeYourFate]

Not gonna lie, this one actually made me laugh.

 

[Filthy_Reject]

fakecel

 

[Jestercelman]

Reported for being fake and GrAYcel

Read again stupidcel.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

fuck yeah

 

[Transcended Trucel]

mogger damn

 

[Nihilistic Lowlife]

Sell the baby you can have big money.

 

[Murdoch89]

I cum onto my mattress every night

 

[crvkek]

not sure if trolling or serious. either way the thought is depressing

 

[Emba]

We aim to please.
You aim too! Please...

I hope you flushed it...