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LDAR I claim the throne of being the laziest person here

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At this point I'm in a constant state of rotting. I don't even remember the last time I left my house.
Sometimes I'm hungry but there is no available food, my reaction is that I live with that fact and simply starve, because I'm too lazy to make something.
I tried to homeworkoutmaxx but the lack of motivation made it completely impossible for me.
Sometimes I have ideas about great threads, but I don't make a text out of them. Even writing this is a huge pain in the ass.
Replying to threads also takes a lot of energy.
Watching series or movies is also very exhausting, I can't keep track of them.

Video games are also very hard for me.
I started playing CK3 a few days ago and I'm failing over and over again, guess why?
There are events with lots of text and I don't have the attention span to read them, so my decisions always ruin my runs.

Oh god, I can't see myself ever working or going to school again.

But there is one good thing. I shower daily before going to sleep, because otherwise I feel like something is crawling my skin.
 
At this point I'm in a constant state of rotting. I don't even remember the last time I left my house.
Sometimes I'm hungry but there is no available food, my reaction is that I live with that fact and simply starve, because I'm too lazy to make something.
I tried to homeworkoutmaxx but the lack of motivation made it completely impossible for me.
Sometimes I have ideas about great threads, but I don't make a text out of them. Even writing this is a huge pain in the ass.
Replying to threads also takes a lot of energy.
Watching series or movies is also very exhausting, I can't keep track of them.

Video games are also very hard for me.
I started playing CK3 a few days ago and I'm failing over and over again, guess why?
There are events with lots of text and I don't have the attention span to read them, so my decisions always ruin my runs.

Oh god, I can't see myself ever working or going to school again.

But there is one good thing. I shower daily before going to sleep, because otherwise I feel like something is crawling my skin.
stop fapping and do a dopamine detox
 
At this point I'm in a constant state of rotting. I don't even remember the last time I left my house.
Sometimes I'm hungry but there is no available food, my reaction is that I live with that fact and simply starve, because I'm too lazy to make something.


I tried to homeworkoutmaxx but the lack of motivation made it completely impossible for me.
Sometimes I have ideas about great threads, but I don't make a text out of them. Even writing this is a huge pain in the ass.
Replying to threads also takes a lot of energy.
Watching series or movies is also very exhausting, I can't keep track of them.

Video games are also very hard for me.
I started playing CK3 a few days ago and I'm failing over and over again, guess why?
There are events with lots of text and I don't have the attention span to read them, so my decisions always ruin my runs.

Oh god, I can't see myself ever working or going to school again.

But there is one good thing. I shower daily before going to sleep, because otherwise I feel like something is crawling my skin.

Can u gift me ck3?



Ps. Ck is pretty hard I played the shit out of 2 there’s a mod which lets you play as a homeless person and I made my way up to emperor but it took me 1 month
 
You shower daily at least

I do try to homeworkout regularly but then I just go to bed sweaty as fuck

My sheets are disgusting JFL
 
You just posted long text of walls. I lazymog you sorry.
 
there used to be an incel that shits in a bucket here, he mogs you.
 
I'm very lazy as well
 
there used to be an incel that shits in a bucket here, he mogs you.
Jfl if true.

OP you are a lazy fuck who is never going to make it unless you change your ways.
 
I could never understand paradox games ngl. how the fuck do you play them? except stellaris I guess
 
OP you are a lazy fuck who is never going to make it unless you change your ways.
I know man, I ordered a new computer mouse a few months ago and the old mouse is still in the cable routing, because I didn't remove the ties yet.
I really want to change my behavior, but I don't know how.

Thanks, I will probably watch that later.
I could never understand paradox games ngl. how the fuck do you play them? except stellaris I guess
You get behind them after watching a couple of gameplay videos tbh.
 
That took me more than 30 minutes.
I am like that too tbh. I rarely post long threads because my brain is lazy as fuck and i will have to make an extra effort way more than normal people do. I've accepted it and let go.
 

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