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It's Over I can't ride a bike

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I can't do it.
 
I can ride a bike.
 
BRUTAL BIKEPILL
 
sux to be you ngl
 
guess you are not only ugly but also retarded
 
@LastGerman can you?
 
Who cares about bicycles? (((Bicycles))) are a tool in order to take the cars way from men. I would gladly change the position here, so I would be able to drive. Fuck (((bicycles))).

@LastGerman can you?

I want to destroy every bicycle on earth.
 
Who cares about bicycles? (((Bicycles))) are a tool in order to take the cars way from men. I would gladly change the position here, so I would be able to drive. Fuck (((bicycles))).



I want to destroy every bicycle on earth.
I take that as a no then.
 
If you really cant even ride a bike its unironically over. Fucking never saw a person that cant ride a bike j f l
 
If you really cant even ride a bike its unironically over. Fucking never saw a person that cant ride a bike j f l
My dad never taught me. Everyone had a dad that taught them this shit. Even the little niglets in my class whose parents were separated or had a stepfather. Even they were taught to ride a bike.
 
I take that as a no then.

Funny is, I had a test way back then at elementary school and I failed but only because I used one hand.
 
You can if the bike has stablisers.

bumper-sparkle-girls-bike.-with-stabilisers-12-wheel-em1703-8358-p.jpg
 
If you really cant even ride a bike its unironically over. Fucking never saw a person that cant ride a bike j f l

No it is not. Bicycles are insignificant and riding a bicycle as a grown up man is emasculating. You need to drive, everything else is nothing compared to it.
 
I dont know how to ride a bike either

My dad never taught me. Everyone had a dad that taught them this shit. Even the little niglets in my class whose parents were separated or had a stepfather. Even they were taught to ride a bike.

Mi father tried to teach me 2 or 3 times, but got bored pretty fast and eventually gave up. Also, i remember I would fall all the time and crash into things, and they were worried i could kill myself lmao.

If you really cant even ride a bike its unironically over. Fucking never saw a person that cant ride a bike j f l

guess you are not only ugly but also retarded

lmao fuck you
 
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I can, it’s pretty customary to be able to ride a bicycle here.
 
honestly it's over for you if you didnt learn to ride a bike at an early age
 
No it is not. Bicycles are insignificant and riding a bicycle as a grown up man is emasculating. You need to drive, everything else is nothing compared to it.
Kinda true and yet he still cant even do that
 
practice

once you get going fast enough it gets easier to stay upright. something about gyroscopes and physics.
 
Brutal. Idk but I think riding bike is a thing kids learn with their friends when they hang out as children
 
Do you have dyspraxia? I couldn't ride a bike until I was 9 or 10 much to my dad's anger kek. I can still vividly remember him yelling at me how everyone my age could ride a bicycle and I couldn't, it was pretty horrible :horror:
 
@gymletethnicel
 
Do you have dyspraxia? I couldn't ride a bike until I was 9 or 10 much to my dad's anger kek. I can still vividly remember him yelling at me how everyone my age could ride a bicycle and I couldn't, it was pretty horrible :horror:
Mogs me man. I only managed to learn how to ride a bike at 15 fucking years old.
 
Mogs me man. I only managed to learn how to ride a bike at 15 fucking years old.
Did you get bullied for it by your classmates/peers? I did and it made me hate school even more... Also seeing kids having fun riding their bikes during summer vacation was so depressing
 
Did you get bullied for it by your classmates/peers? I did and it made me hate school even more... Also seeing kids having fun riding their bikes during summer vacation was so depressing
yep, it was just another thing they could bully me about. I hated school too man. Congrats on blue btw.
 
yep, it was just another thing they could bully me about. I hated school too man. Congrats on blue btw.
Kids can be merciless scum, lol. Thanks boyo - next rank is at 1.5k right?
 
useless faggot you cant do anything
 
I've been riding almost every day with this lock down bullshit.
 

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