SuicideFuel I CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP. FUCK. KILL ME.

[Mongolianwizard]

Don't do it. Blowjobs are short-term and fast going. Shame is forever.
Also hit me up in PM's with images, I need to see this.

 

[FiveFourManlet]

IM DONE. IM SO FUCKING DONE. FUCK MY GODDAMN LIFE AND PATHETIC EXISTENCE

I actually dropped my jaw.
God fucking help you.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Did you meet the twink on tindr?

Okcupid.

I actually dropped my jaw.
God fucking help you.

IMAGINE MY FUCKING REACTION

 

[FiveFourManlet]

Okcupid.

IMAGINE MY FUCKING REACTION

Was this the chad that you were cat fishing with? The same girl?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Was this the chad that you were cat fishing with? The same girl?

Yes. Revealed I used a fake pic and everything. Sent a real one. And shortly after this conversation happened.

 

[FiveFourManlet]

Yes. Revealed I used a fake pic and everything. Sent a real one. And shortly after this conversation happened.

Oh god fucking help you, that’s not even rope fuel that’s call up @FrailPaleStaleMale and borrow his shotgun and blow your brains out with buckshot so there is no survival fuel.

 

[Mongolianwizard]

Yes. Revealed I used a fake pic and everything. Sent a real one. And shortly after this conversation happened.

>Catfish.
>Reveal yourself.
>They fucking one up you.
lol

 

[SoCalSuifuel]

Yes. Revealed I used a fake pic and everything. Sent a real one. And shortly after this conversation happened.

What the fuck is wrong with you? You catfish a bitch and then reveal that your were catfishing her? She's fucking with you, she wants you to come meet her so she can record a video and call you a fag for being this thirsty for trannycock.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Cucktears is gonna have a fucking field day....

What the fuck is wrong with you? You catfish a bitch and then reveal that your were catfishing her? She's fucking with you, she wants you to come meet her so she can record a video and call you a fag for being this thirsty for trannycock.

She proved shes a he. Trust me.

 

[Mongolianwizard]

She proved shes a he. Trust me.

You should post the picture? This sounds pretty hilarious.

 

[June3cel2]

I revealed myself to the "girl" I was catfishing.

She reacted AMAZINGLY. Understanding and not even fucking mad. And guess what..? GUESS FUCKING WHATView attachment 25385

You had to be decent looking though even for a trannie right?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

You should post the picture? This sounds pretty hilarious.

>joined 34 minutes ago
Lol nah

You had to be decent looking though even for a trannie right?

I'm like a 4 face 5'6 manlet. Idfk

 

[Dekim]

Elaborate?

You get anal all the time. They will give better hjs than any girl will due to years of expirience. Usualy more perverted, so you can expect crazier sex. Etc...

 

[Mongolianwizard]

>joined 34 minutes ago
Lol nah

R U D E

 

[NEETAndTidy]

You get anal all the time. They will give better hjs than any girl will due to years of expirience. Usualy more perverted, so you can expect crazier sex. Etc...

Hm.. I gotta think about this. I'm seriously shook... it's a dude...

 

[Bagelcel]

Pure, unmistakable incel luck

lmaoooo love it, so true.

R U D E

Dw, come back when you have more postcount

Dirty Jewlycel

 

[NEETAndTidy]

lmaoooo love it, so true.

Dw, come back when you have more postcount

Dirty Jewlycel

Bagel you gotta get your ass to the USA. I need my curry buddy to party with. And forget about my lame life

 

[Bagelcel]

Bagel you gotta get your ass to the USA. I need my curry buddy to party with. And forget about my lame life

once this tinnitus stops, i'm booking a ticket LOL
Save you from this life of degeneracy

Only on incels.is could you try to catfish someone and be inches away from getting inches inside of you

 

[Dekim]

Hm.. I gotta think about this. I'm seriously shook... it's a dude...

Be the guy who thinks the cup is half full, not half empty. Don´t think of it as a guy with boobs, think of it as a girl with dick.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

once this tinnitus stops, i'm booking a ticket LOL
Save you from this life of degeneracy

Only on incels.is could you try to catfish someone and be inches away from getting inches inside of you

Fucking kek that made me laugh

Be the guy who thinks the cup is half full, not half empty. Don´t think of it as a guy with boobs, think of it as a girl with dick.

I really appreciate the advice dude.. I'm gonna have to think this over

 

[deadman123]

Just downloaded the app shit feels fake as fuck