Venting I can’t imagine the feeling of a wife in the kitchen for you.

[franklinthevirgin]

Waking up and immediately being greeted with the warm scene of a freshly cooked Breakfast as the bright yellow sun begins to creep through the windows and brighten the room.

Having all of my favorite meals cooked throughout the day; whenever suits the mood.

Dinner being cooked as I take a load off from the hard-day’s work and enjoy my well-deserved send off for the day.

Even occasional desserts and treats here and there!

Instead I awake disheveled; quickly grabbing my phone to order the most frequented Doordash meal on my account, or even sometimes going to a 711 for my lifeless face to pierce through to the worker(s) on the other side of the window to order and consume 1000 extra gallons of caffeine, likely immediately ruining the worker’s day and the fellow working class in the store seeing such a subhuman sight.

I come home beaten and battered as I once again order the most greasy piece of food that’s cheap enough for me to afford that night; often times going home and sleeping with an empty stomach.

Wake Up; Repent My Sorrows; Repeat.

 

[Gokubro]

Ultrachad only

 

[Da_Yunez]

Waking up and immediately being greeted with the warm scene of a freshly cooked Breakfast as the bright yellow sun begins to creep through the windows and brighten the room.

Having all of my favorite meals cooked throughout the day; whenever suits the mood.

Dinner being cooked as I take a load off from the hard-day’s work and enjoy my well-deserved send off for the day.

Even occasional desserts and treats here and there!

Instead I awake disheveled; quickly grabbing my phone to order the most frequented Doordash meal on my account, or even sometimes going to a 711 for my lifeless face to pierce through to the worker(s) on the other side of the window to order and consume 1000 extra gallons of caffeine, likely immediately ruining the worker’s day and the fellow working class in the store seeing such a subhuman sight.

I come home beaten and battered as I once again order the most greasy piece of food that’s cheap enough for me to afford that night; often times going home and sleeping with an empty stomach.

Wake Up; Repent My Sorrows; Repeat.

Welcome to the Sub5 Experience Brocel.

 

[glowIntheDark]

i don't think even Chad's get that treatment

 

[psyop]

Truecel trait: you didn’t even get this from your own mother

 

[Friezacel]

dnr

Having a wife is cucked

 

[curryboy420]

Even Prince Charles doesn't get that

 

[curryboy420]

King Charles sorry they made new notes with his face on some drug dealer showed it on Snapchat

 

[allDead]

Remember, chad only.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

i don't think even Chad's get that treatment

True, because 99% of modern toilets can't cook. They can only offer their pussies.

 

[PureImagination]

I sometimes eat at a bakery where a nice foid my age makes me fresh eggs every morning

 

[allDead]

I sometimes eat at a bakery where a nice foid my age makes me fresh eggs every morning

Lucky asshole all I get are Mexicans at McDonald's

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I’ve felt the same way also.

 

[Emba]

There's no breaky from you're Becky

 

[based_meme]

Lucky asshole all I get are Mexicans at McDonald's

Then stop doing to McDonald's. JFL

 

[allDead]

Then stop doing to McDonald's. JFL

Guess I just won't eat breakfast then. Stupid

 

[based_meme]

Guess I just won't eat breakfast then. Stupid

Did I say, "don't eat breakfast?" Fucking hell, another retard to the pile.

 

[SubhumanGamer]

I don't need a wife I can cook my own damn meals. Nothing beats homemade crunchwraps

 

[La Grande *Koala*]

All I want is intimacy like that. I just want to be loved and cared for, man

 

[allDead]

Did I say, "don't eat breakfast?" Fucking hell, another retard to the pile.

Retard, I only eat McDonald's for breakfast. Kys

 

[based_meme]

Retard, I only eat McDonald's for breakfast. Kys

Well, shit. No wonder you're retarded then. JFL