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Rassimov
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Even in my dreams I cannot lose my virginity, I had several erotic dreams in my life, but they never amounted to me actually doing it. Last night I dreamed where I was in a log cabin with a cute blonde girl in the middle of nowhere. She threw herself on the bed and started undressing, in the background was there was Linking Park's Shadow of the day playing, so I knew I was back in 2007 going through my glorious emo phase, but as I tried to start caressing her breasts my jewish grandmother walked in cockblocking me.
Then I woke up.
tl;dr: I never had sex in my dreams
Then I woke up.
tl;dr: I never had sex in my dreams