SuicideFuel I can’t even tie my own shoelaces

[Deleted member 24081]

So I tried to tie them today and realised that I was having trouble doing so. It’s really over. I’m useless at literally everything. This is the price I pay for not having a male role model in my life to help and guide me, teaching me how to be a man. Not even Jordan Peterson could save me now.

I give up.

 

[Animecel2D]

Beyond over if you can't tie your own shoelaces tbh

 

[Deleted member 26884]

Beyond over if you can't tie your own shoelaces tbh

 

[nystagmuscel]

I get someone else to tie them and then just cram my feet into them. Knot holds for about three days

 

[TheSecondComing]

look it up on youtube and copy the vid, that’s how i learned to tie a neck tie and a noose

 

[NEETard]

Wear velcro shoes

 

[Deleted member 21230]

just put them inside the shoe honestly

 

[radishman]

I'm sure a chad would still get laid with them for being "quirky"

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Beyond over if you can't tie your own shoelaces tbh

 

[LastGerman]

It is truly voer at this point.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

I'm sure a chad would still get laid with them for being "quirky"

 

[careermax_aspiecel]

This is the price I pay for not having a male role model in my life to help and guide me

I'm sorry to hear that OP, but you don't really need a role model to learn how to tie your shoelaces. Just look it up on Wikihow

 

[Lame Dude]

Funny shit ngl.

There are shit ton of knots bruv. Pick one.

I had trouble tying them when I was a kid, made up my own knot, and a few years later I realized mine was more complicated than normal. I guess I am too dumb to do things normally.

 

[penismaster768]

just make 2 bunny ears and tie them together like a knot

 

[LeDepravedCel]

just make 2 bunny ears and tie them together like a knot

Just have sex

 

[_wifebeater_]

@Unsaveable i think is a fellow shoelacecel.

 

[Cyrrow]

I didn't know how to tie my shoes til 9th grade.

 

[Deleted member 27159]

I still don’t know how to tie them

 

[Chinkbonics]

I know how to tie shoelaces in a half-assed way but any other knot on any other object I'm simply unable to create

 

[TheBasedCel]

Brutal it was my dad who tought me how to tie shoelaces