JFL I can't even gymcel properly

[Kointo1]

I just ended up embarrassing myself because I didn't know how to jump rope or do the little rhythmic speed punching thing. And of course, it was full of Stacies and Chads (mostly mexican since I went to someplace downtown)

I'm laughing at myself right now. I must be physically retarded.

 

[KyloRen]

You tried, my friend.

 

[kkt6]

Are you actually trying to escape? Are you trying to join the normie in his debauchery and futile lifestyle? Why?

 

[Jockcel]

Workout at home boyo

 

[Kointo1]

Are you actually trying to escape?

I just thought I'd give it a shot.

 

[Tellem--T]

Wholly shit I thought you were a hikkomari, what are you doing outside

 

[Yoyo]

You can make your own home gym, buy a bench press seat (a lot of them less than $70) and some weights/barbell and start slowly

 

[Zielony4]

Same. I'm a currycel manlet. For me, there is no gym for my face AND BODY :'(

 

[Kointo1]

Workout at home boyo

There are too many better things to occupy myself with at home.

 

[Kointo1]

You can make your own home gym, buy a bench press seat (a lot of them less than $70) and some weights/barbell and start slowly

I already have all that, but they're doing nothing but collecting dust in my basement.

 

[Weirdcel]

I have no rhythm either. I jump rope like a down symdrome kid. Its over for jump rope cels

 

[Kointo1]

I have no rhythm either. I jump rope like a down symdrome kid. Its over for jump rope cels

Yeah, me too. I don't know why I find this so funny.

 

[kkt6]

I just thought I'd give it a shot.

Are you going to try again? What's next? Going to clubs? Getting a job? Taking the bluepill? Aspiring to betabux? Getting cucked and humiliated?

If you're doing it for personal fitness/coping mechanism, then fine, but don't fall for the self improvement scam. Don't become blue pilled.

 

[KyloRen]

Yeah, me too. I don't know why I find this so funny.

Try racquetball, basketball, things you can do to get your blood pumping. Then move on to other things.

 

[Kointo1]

Are you going to try again? What's next? Going to clubs? Getting a job? Taking the bluepill? Aspiring to betabux? Getting cucked and humiliated?

If you're doing it for personal fitness/coping mechanism, then fine, but don't fall for the self improvement scam. Don't become blue pilled.

Nah, I'm not going again. It was more of an experiment than anything else.

 

[Yoyo]

Yeah, me too. I don't know why I find this so funny.

I'm gonna try jogging/sprinting outside every morning

 

[Kointo1]

I'm gonna try jogging/sprinting outside every morning

Good luck, I guess. If you're ugly and/or a manlet, then it won't help.

 

[theultimate341]

Its all futile if youre ugly, but at least you tried.

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

Are you actually trying to escape? Are you trying to join the normie in his debauchery and futile lifestyle? Why?

Lol exactly, aint no gym for your face son, you either got it or you don't and chad has it all. Just rope.

 

[Deleted member 60]

it happens bro

 

[Deleted member 1269]

Are you going to try again? What's next? Going to clubs? Getting a job? Taking the bluepill? Aspiring to betabux? Getting cucked and humiliated?

If you're doing it for personal fitness/coping mechanism, then fine, but don't fall for the self improvement scam. Don't become blue pilled.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

I wanted to try boxing because it looks fun don’t want to embarrass myself rather get a boxing bag at home

 

[Junkyard Roach]

I got my weights at home(gift from my uncle) and I punch my door as a substitute for a boxing bag buy weights for home slowly but surely you'll see results and buy some whey, creatine all that shit

 

[Weirdcel]

Yeah, me too. I don't know why I find this so funny.

Its real. I cant play pong irl because im so stiff. I move like a morrowind character.

Good luck, I guess. If you're ugly and/or a manlet, then it won't help.

Running is nice imo. Takes your mind off of things and makes you feel like youre progressing towards something

 

[demonanus]

Just do calisthenics

 

[itsOVER]

Daily reminder that there's no gym for your face.

 

[VLÖ]

I got my weights at home(gift from my uncle) and I punch my door as a substitute for a boxing bag buy weights for home slowly but surely you'll see results and buy some whey, creatine all that shit

>using a door as a punching bag

U srs? Dude that shit will fuck up your knuckles lmao.

 

[_incelinside]

Lol I get self conscious when I'm using the machines

 

[Kointo1]

How old are you OP (just seeing how long you been gymcel long for)?

This is the only time I've been to a gym. Im 27

 

[Deleted member 1269]

I wanted to try boxing because it looks fun don’t want to embarrass myself rather get a boxing bag at home

the best boxing bag

 

[Deleted member 1269]

>using a door as a punching bag

U srs? Dude that shit will fuck up your knuckles lmao.

 

[Junkyard Roach]

>using a door as a punching bag

U srs? Dude that shit will fuck up your knuckles lmao.

the skin will get harder, as a defence mechanism

 

[jackbud]

I don't have the motivation to gymcel consistently for more than a week