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LDAR I cant escape the clown

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You go to the groceries you pay 70$ for less than a week of food you see the clown at the register with you.

You go to fill fuel you pay 100$ to maximize the tank, it lasts you a week or so, you look in your car mirrors you see the clown.


You go to the drs because you have physical pain. He tells you to drink water and stop having stress and to do yoga.
The exact second he tells u that will be all you see the clown.
You go to the secretary and pay 80$ for the appointment you waited 1 month for.



You go to a concert to have fun, you see tall guys with a gfs walking confidently like they own the place while u are acting like you have fun. You go to the bathroom to gather yourself, you try to enter a stall but its occupied by the clown.



You go to university pay 30k to get a bachelors degree which will provide you with a minimum wage job and you have to be greatful once again for such an opportunity.
You land a job and feel happy, you go to your job you work overtimes everyday to satisfy your bosses, you look at your office desk you see the clown sitting.


You go to the gym, just as you enter first millisecond seconds you see the clown.


You try to talk to a new girl online "hi how are you?"
"Im fine and you?"
"Im good, btw how tall are you?"
You look at the text you see the clown.


You open any videogame to have fun. You re 30 yo still online gaming with bunch of zoomers with 80 iq. The loading screens fades. The clown appears for few seconds before the game finishes loading.


You try to cope with smoking, you look at the pack.
"Smoking is harmful and will cause erectyle dysfunction"
The clown lights the cig for you.


You ask your parents for guidance and help because your life is not even a life.
They tell you to man up and pray or go to church.
You sigh and facepalm and wonder why you asked them for their opinion in the first place.
As you close your eyes while facepalming you see the clown.


you open the tv to watch something. Every series is about how 2 chads are fighting over one one girl or how this cheated on that and that found out and decided to do that. As you are watching the show you see glimpses of the clown inside the show.


You watch the news:
You watch the news.


you go on instagram, tiktok, facebook, snapchat, any kind of social media and realize nobody really understands anything and nobody really cares about anything. Its just mindless people liking and sharing useless vanity and drama of people who dont even care if they died. That split second any app is loading you see the clown.


You open porn to relief some stress. It takes you 2 hours to pick a video because you basically watched everything and now your brain needs a new category of disgusting degeneracy to be able to cum. As soon as you cum, your orgasming face sees the clown, you feel like you wana cry for a second then u are back to normal.
 
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I cant escape the clown
 
ronald mcdonald fun GIF by McDonald's CZ/SK
 
you write a heartfelt gigahigh iq essay, the mod enters sees it and doesnt pin it.
You press back to leave the thread. The few seconds of black screen as the previous page loads, you see the clown.
 
Brootal thread
 
The makeup will never come off no matter how hard you rub
 
Man this thread is so true.

It's so brutal and so true and I have no other words.

I just wish we can all be happy one day.
 
new world order is here it's so ovER
 
You go to the groceries you pay 70$ for less than a week of food you see the clown at the register with you.

You go to fill fuel you pay 100$ to maximize the tank, it lasts you a week or so, you look in your car mirrors you see the clown.


You go to the drs because you have physical pain. He tells you to drink water and stop having stress and to do yoga.
The exact second he tells u that will be all you see the clown.
You go to the secretary and pay 80$ for the appointment you waited 1 month for.



You go to a concert to have fun, you see tall guys with a gfs walking confidently like they own the place while u are acting like you have fun. You go to the bathroom to gather yourself, you try to enter a stall but its occupied by the clown.



You go to university pay 30k to get a bachelors degree which will provide you with a minimum wage job and you have to be greatful once again for such an opportunity.
You land a job and feel happy, you go to your job you work overtimes everyday to satisfy your bosses, you look at your office desk you see the clown sitting.


You go to the gym, just as you enter first millisecond seconds you see the clown.


You try to talk to a new girl online "hi how are you?"
"Im fine and you?"
"Im good, btw how tall are you?"
You look at the text you see the clown.


You open any videogame to have fun. You re 30 yo still online gaming with bunch of zoomers with 80 iq. The loading screens fades. The clown appears for few seconds before the game finishes loading.


You try to cope with smoking, you look at the pack.
"Smoking is harmful and will cause erectyle dysfunction"
The clown lights the cig for you.


You ask your parents for guidance and help because your life is not even a life.
They tell you to man up and pray or go to church.
You sigh and facepalm and wonder why you asked them for their opinion in the first place.
As you close your eyes while facepalming you see the clown.


you open the tv to watch something. Every series is about how 2 chads are fighting over one one girl or how this cheated on that and that found out and decided to do that. As you are watching the show you see glimpses of the clown inside the show.


You watch the news:
You watch the news.


you go on instagram, tiktok, facebook, snapchat, any kind of social media and realize nobody really understands anything and nobody really cares about anything. Its just mindless people liking and sharing useless vanity and drama of people who dont even care if they died. That split second any app is loading you see the clown.


You open porn to relief some stress. It takes you 2 hours to pick a video because you basically watched everything and now your brain needs a new category of disgusting degeneracy to be able to cum. As soon as you cum, your orgasming face sees the clown, you feel like you wana cry for a second then u are back to normal.
Can you pin this please?
still dnr
 
You don't see the clown while watching the news?
Watching the news = every second the clown is watching with you, thats why i didnt say anything
 
LDAR or going ER
 
~ wow post ~

Stop it, that is my life you describe there !

Only the groceries and gas prices are even higher here. Comforting: Some cuntries are worse then yours : - )

Great post man
 
Stop it, that is my life you describe there !

Only the groceries and gas prices are even higher here. Comforting: Some cuntries are worse then yours : - )

Great post man
i only said like 10% of my world but thanks anyways
 
I laughed hard :feelskek:
You can't escape the clownworld. So laugh back at it, destroy everything in society.
Screenshot 20240520 215607 Chrome
 
Brutal honkpill
 
Bleak.

Normals are completely oblivious to the strength it takes to live this life.

They don't get it, and can never get it, they have had someone else providing them non-stop validation for their entire lives.
 
You go to fill fuel you pay 100$ to maximize the tank, it lasts you a week or so, you look in your car mirrors you see the clown.
cant even drive in peace
 
take your schizophrenia meds
 
tbh this is a great poem
nice job
 
Deep stuff. Nice post.
 
Good Read , its Worth a Bookmark .
 
They don't get it, and can never get it, they have had someone else providing them non-stop validation for their entire lives
You read a breakdown on how they never get it. You see the clown.
 
one of the best threads recently
 
Brutal thread. This is how I feel every day
 
Yeah the clown or......

0DMrTPpM 400x400
 
you write a heartfelt gigahigh iq essay, the mod enters sees it and doesnt pin it.
You press back to leave the thread. The few seconds of black screen as the previous page loads, you see the clown.
 
Maybe that's what circuses were all about. Society and life were such a shit-show that they were making fun of it by dressing retarded on purpose and spraying water in people's faces.
 
Visiting this thread again :feelsbadman:
 

@Fat Link @CruxGammata @VictimofBpillReaper @Bianor @incelerated @Awake @Ron.Belgrade @Ahnfeltia @subhumangnome @Multicell @abuincelalaustrali @Emba @Defetivecuckachu @Linesnap99 @Natey Nate @abajojo @Epedaphic @Izayacel @LifeMaxxer @Saigon Depression @proudweeb @K1ng N0th1ng @GimmeShockTreatment @lifeisfucked215 @JudeoBiden @THE TRUE DIGLET @HomicidalSuicidal88 @motherfucker8 @lazy_gamer_423 @allDead @RandomGuy


You wake up early from insomnia, you have a realization after a while that your dreams are always the same iteration of the same 3 dreams.

First dream: you're having a love story with a girl, this girl has well known features to you but you cant pin it down on who it is irl because her features are the combination of every crush you had and every girl who rejected you. you're kissing, cuddling, have soft warm sex, smiling and chatting non stop.

You wake up you dont see the clown.

Second dream: you're being bullied by someone, wether its your school bullies, your work bullies, your parents, your siblings, your friends, your girl friends.
Doesnt matter, someone is bulling you, and even in the dream you can't fight back and come out on top.

You wake up you dont see the clown.

Third dream: Death, wether its your death, or one of your parents death, or a close friend's death, or a pet death, doesnt matter.
The theme is always death. your sad, annoyed, scared. Hoping this is a dream but your body doesnt wake up early. Because all its life has been torture so this state is normal for the body thus it keeps sleeping. Finally you wake up.

You dont see the clown.

After few weeks. You wonder why you dont see the clown in your dreams. You realize because in all 3 iterations of the same dreams on repeat.

You were the clown.
 

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