I can’t believe I’ll never bang any cheeks

[Clavicus Vile]

It’s just crazy when I really think about sometimes, I’ll never know what’s like to get off on a girl and make her feel good. To pound her cheeks into oblivion and hear the loud PLAP PLAP PLAP. This is why I never leave women alone, I troll at least one woman per day. If they won’t let me clap then they have to deal with my constant pranks and antics.

 

[Only_Perspective]

BELIEVE IT!!

 

[nico]

It’s just crazy when I really think about sometimes, I’ll never know what’s like to get off on a girl and make her feel good. To pound her cheeks into oblivion and hear the loud PLAP PLAP PLAP. This is why I never leave women alone, I troll at least one woman per day. If they won’t let me clap then they have to deal with my constant pranks and antics.

tough man, my deeek would never experience cowgirl pussy jumping on it while stretching her uterus

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

It’s brutal. I won’t get to feel what it’s like to dominate a soft mildly chubby girl in bed and hear her sexy moans

 

[universallyabhorred]

BELIEVE IT!!

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[slavcel11]

To pound her cheeks into oblivion and hear the loud PLAP PLAP PLAP

i share this sentiment, female body is just made for sex, everything about it screams "fuck me". Literally every part of foid body is a sex toy for a man to enjoy. Even silly plapping and slurping sounds they make when you pound them are hot, but I'd never know.

 

[ItsovERfucks]

 

[Todd Thundercock]

I can't believe it!

 

[caineturbat2003]

The fact that I couldn't wait to turn 18 so that I could experience real sex besides jacking it to porn 24/7 only to end up here.

 

[LUCK]

The fact that I couldn't wait to turn 18 so that I could experience real sex besides jacking it to porn 24/7 only to end up here.

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who somehow came to the assumption that I'd actually have some SMV after 18

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

What's stopping you from getting an escort?

 

[ManOfVengeance]

Embrace eternal celibacy I've started to think of this as a good thing as even the idea of fornication is disgusting and evil

 

[caineturbat2003]

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who somehow came to the assumption that I'd actually have some SMV after 18

Brutal, if only we knew back then.