MarriedAndLookin4Fun
Late stage LDAR
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So there's some kind of blister or pimple thing on my right asscheek. I'm suspecting it's just a popped vein or capillary as there is an accumulation of blood down there, plus it's also purple-dark blue in color so it's definitely blood down there. Whenever I empty that sack it refills like an hour later so my superpowers come back quickly.
Now here's the catch, whenever I apply a lot of pressure with my fingers and grab it like you're trying to pop a pimple, a squirt of blood comes out at great velocities and distances, like at least 3 feet in front of where I'm aiming. I'll usually lift my leg and rest my feet on an elevated surface, apply pressure and squirt blood on whatever is in front of me. Sometimes a very spine chilling sound will come out too but idk how to describe it. I've accidentally shot myself in the face with blood too.
Maybe I can use this superpower to impress the ladies and finally escape inceldom
Now here's the catch, whenever I apply a lot of pressure with my fingers and grab it like you're trying to pop a pimple, a squirt of blood comes out at great velocities and distances, like at least 3 feet in front of where I'm aiming. I'll usually lift my leg and rest my feet on an elevated surface, apply pressure and squirt blood on whatever is in front of me. Sometimes a very spine chilling sound will come out too but idk how to describe it. I've accidentally shot myself in the face with blood too.
Maybe I can use this superpower to impress the ladies and finally escape inceldom