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TeeHee i can hear my foid neighbour having sex upstairs rn

Dr. Autismo

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this foid in her late 30s lives in a flat above me (no pun intended).
i met her when i was smoking a cigarette outside the flat on wednesday and she got back from her job.
we both talked for a bit and she told a little bit about the town we lived in.
i met her again on thursday when i was going out to the local to buy some snacks and she was going up the stairs back tp her flat.
she told that she knocked on my flat door a few seconds after i left it to see how i was because i just moved here.
overall, she seemed nice so far.

i woke up a few minutes ago, it's 2 in the morning rn, and i can hear music, moaning and floor banging come from above me.
i tried to record this on my phone, but the shitty little thing didn't capture the noise.
 
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Fucking whore
You should spread rumors that she has STD (it's probably true)
 
Fucking whore
You should spread rumors that she has STD (it's probably true)
she's in her late 30s, she probably already has a few already tbh
 
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she and her fuckboy have finished their business, i heard him walk down the stairs, pass my flat and i saw him leave the building.
if i encounter her again here, i would respect her privacy and tell her i heard nothing if she asks me about any noise from her flat.
still, i would also probably fuck her if i could, but not be in a younger man/older woman relationship with her.
as much as i hate foid promiscuity, i mostly hate it when a foid in her mid teens to early 20s is promiscuous.
with a nearly 40 year old foid not so much.

i pretty much get the impression from her that even though shes friendly with me, she probably views me as a typical reclusive, crazed, mentally unhinged, white, goth freak.
i did tell her that i got sent to prison and what i got sent there for. (me trying to thugmax)

what do you think?

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Hope she gets a flesh eating pussy disease from chads cum
 
Mogs me, nobody talks to me never on my way to my floor. Maybe it's the fact I use sunglasses on night and people has noticed that or maybe it because I blast metal music during exactly 30 min from 9:30 to 10:00 pm

Nah I think its my pERsonality.

Nice that at least somebody talks to you, since I live in my apartment nobody has ever talked to me.
 
shes a bit cutish, shes short and a bit chubby, but she has a lovely voice.
would fuck tbh, but would not relationship.
It's infuriating how short fat old women have higher SMV than any of us. They live life on tutorial mode.
 
This pretty much happened every night at my dorm
 
Hope she gets a flesh eating pussy disease from chads cum
i don't think he was a chad.
he wasn't young, i heard them talk and he sounded old, like he was in his late 40s or early 50s.
 
Mogs me, nobody talks to me never on my way to my floor. Maybe it's the fact I use sunglasses on night and people has noticed that or maybe it because I blast metal music during exactly 30 min from 9:30 to 10:00 pm

Nah I think its my pERsonality.

Nice that at least somebody talks to you, since I live in my apartment nobody has ever talked to me.
it would be nice to talk to her again, but i don't really approach people or start a conversation in case i come off as weird or creepy.
and foids are likely than to view me as weird or creepy than men do tbh.
i kinda hope that if i see her again, she implies that i might have heard her fuck to see my reaction.
so she would say "sorry if any noise from my flat was bothering you last night."
but to avoid it being awkward, i would just tell her that i didn't hear anything, but i did.
 
It's infuriating how short fat old women have higher SMV than any of us. They live life on tutorial mode.
i probably mog that boomer she was fucking too, when they were speaking, he sounded like an old dude.
i don't remember the kind of crap they were talking about because their voices were muffled.
funny how this building has thick walls but thin floors.
 
That’s so brutal, I’d be pissed as fuck to hear her sloppy sounds as she enjoys the pleasures she gets for free while you rot alone
 
That’s so brutal, I’d be pissed as fuck to hear her sloppy sounds as she enjoys the pleasures she gets for free while you rot alone
thats understandable, but i would be more pissed if she was in her mid teens to mid 20s.
prime foids wasting their youth to ride the cock carousal is pretty infuriating to me.
with 30+ year old foids, not so much because their pretty much used goods.

Also welcome back. How are you doing

i'm doing swell.
i was gone for bit because i was rotting in hmp bristol for assault foids, but i got released on oct 22nd on licence.
my licence conditions expired on jan5th and now i'm back.
 
she and her fuckboy have finished their business, i heard him walk down the stairs, pass my flat and i saw him leave the building.
if i encounter her again here, i would respect her privacy and tell her i heard nothing if she asks me about any noise from her flat.
still, i would also probably fuck her if i could, but not be in a younger man/older woman relationship with her.
as much as i hate foid promiscuity, i mostly hate it when a foid in her mid teens to early 20s is promiscuous.
with a nearly 40 year old foid not so much.

i pretty much get the impression from her that even though shes friendly with me, she probably views me as a typical reclusive, crazed, mentally unhinged, white, goth freak.
i did tell her that i got sent to prison and what i got sent there for. (me trying to thugmax)

what do you think?

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Just tag everyone but me theory
 
thats understandable, but i would be more pissed if she was in her mid teens to mid 20s.
prime foids wasting their youth to ride the cock carousal is pretty infuriating to me.
with 30+ year old foids, not so much because their pretty much used goods.
Yeah, it’s brutal seeing young foids waste their purity on hookups instead of with me. Pure suifuel man.
i'm doing swell.
i was gone for bit because i was rotting in hmp bristol for assault foids, but i got released on oct 22nd on licence.
my licence conditions expired on jan5th and now i'm back.
Glad you’re back. What exactly happened between you and the foid
 
Yeah, it’s brutal seeing young foids waste their purity on hookups instead of with me. Pure suifuel man.
prime foids are for relationships, older foids should be used by men as practise for intercourse
Glad you’re back. What exactly happened between you and the foid
since i assaulted that girl back in march, i've been caught by the police, arrested and put in court.
the court decided that a 6 week stint in prison for me would not be necessary at the time, so they gave me a curfew, had me fitted with an ankle monitor and told me to appear in future court meetings.

well, throughout the summer of '24, i was barging in foids in public, one of them recognized me in town a few times, and she took pics and videos of me and sent them to the police.
the police recognized me and arrested me for assault and they i was taken to a cell in the station and appeared in court via a videolink.
the court sentenced me to 18 weeks in bristol prison, but i would be released after 7 weeks on licence.
 
prime foids are for relationships, older foids should be used by men as practise for intercourse
True. Only young foids are pure enough to be worth actually loving since they still have pair bonding ability.
since i assaulted that girl back in march, i've been caught by the police, arrested and put in court.
the court decided that a 6 week stint in prison for me would not be necessary at the time, so they gave me a curfew, had me fitted with an ankle monitor and told me to appear in future court meetings.

well, throughout the summer of '24, i was barging in foids in public, one of them recognized me in town a few times, and she took pics and videos of me and sent them to the police.
the police recognized me and arrested me for assault and they i was taken to a cell in the station and appeared in court via a videolink.
the court sentenced me to 18 weeks in bristol prison, but i would be released after 7 weeks on licence.
Damn. What was prison like? If it was an American prison you’d have had a brutal time
 
True. Only young foids are pure enough to be worth actually loving since they still have pair bonding ability.

Damn. What was prison like? If it was an American prison you’d have had a brutal time
pretty much copying and pasting a response to the same question from @Grodd from another thread:

Yeah the fucking state of it all is pathetic, How was prison was it as bad as people say?

no, it was pretty ok, it's not like hmp broadmoor, that place from what i heard is pretty much british arkham asylum.
plenty of violent criminals like charles bronson, peter sutcliff and one of the mccray got banged up there.

in hmp bristol, there were no gangs, or any violence going on, except for one fight i heard happen but didn't see.
and one time, the guards were going around doing cell searches because prisoners were trying to hide in other cells.
in fact, the wings didn't have a whole lot of guards of them, not even during cleaning duty, where prisoners tasked with cleaning the wing landings would be let out their cells to clean them.
i even got a job as a wing cleaner a few days before my release.
during wing cleaner time, most of the prisoners would just hang out and talk to their friends, and there would be like 2 guards on shift.
the wing i was on, A wing, had 4 floors to it too called landings.

i didn't really interact with the other prisoners too much, one of them was someone i recognized from the town i was living before my arrest.
me and him would kinda hang out and chat when we saw each other (no homo).
it was pretty funny seeing him get locked up too, small world i guess.
 
At least it wasn’t brutal like an American prison man. You’d be doomed if you had to suffer that hell, and so would I.

Also, don’t want to seem invasive, but do they let you masturbate in prison to like women in magazines or some shit? If not, the sexual frustration must be unreal
 
she and her fuckboy have finished their business, i heard him walk down the stairs, pass my flat and i saw him leave the building.
if i encounter her again here, i would respect her privacy and tell her i heard nothing if she asks me about any noise from her flat.
still, i would also probably fuck her if i could, but not be in a younger man/older woman relationship with her.
as much as i hate foid promiscuity, i mostly hate it when a foid in her mid teens to early 20s is promiscuous.
with a nearly 40 year old foid not so much.

i pretty much get the impression from her that even though shes friendly with me, she probably views me as a typical reclusive, crazed, mentally unhinged, white, goth freak.
i did tell her that i got sent to prison and what i got sent there for. (me trying to thugmax)

what do you think?

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Brutal
I'm glad i don't hear sex sounds from my neighbours since i live in the suburbs
 
At least it wasn’t brutal like an American prison man. You’d be doomed if you had to suffer that hell, and so would I.

Also, don’t want to seem invasive, but do they let you masturbate in prison to like women in magazines or some shit? If not, the sexual frustration must be unreal
sure, you can wank off if you like, but they don't have porno mags.
they allow to have a small tv in your cell with a few channels on it.
oh and funny thing about uk prisons too, criminals are sending drones over prison walls to give prisoner contrabands.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ-4u8D1VYk
 
sure, you can wank off if you like, but they don't have porno mags.
they allow to have a small tv in your cell with a few channels on it.
oh and funny thing about uk prisons too, criminals are sending drones over prison walls to give prisoner contrabands.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ-4u8D1VYk

Damn, they are getting hella advanced with the contraband shit. Also, do they let you use lube to wank, or do you do it dry? I’m circumcised so can’t fathom doing it without lube
 
based criminals

i do it dry

brutal, did a rabbi suck your baby penis too?
Jews must’ve convinced my parents to get me cut as a kid, and now I have to live with it forever. Fuck, why can’t parents just leave their male children develop normally
 
Jews must’ve convinced my parents to get me cut as a kid, and now I have to live with it forever. Fuck, why can’t parents just leave their male children develop normally
my parents neglected and ignored me and they relied way too much on the state to raise me.
and look how i turned out.
 
jokes on them, they probably thought i would be some productive and responsible career faggot who would pay for their pension and care for them when they get old.
their going to get their asses wiped by underpaid niggers, gandhis and pakis in retirement houses when they get older.
 
jokes on them, they probably thought i would be some productive and responsible career faggot who would pay for their pension and care for them when they get old.
their going to get their asses wiped by underpaid niggers, gandhis and pakis in retirement houses when they get older.
Based leechmaxxer
 
Based leechmaxxer
i'm been living off state benefits for years, and i'm trying to apply for the local gp to get some more.
i'm not contributing to a corrupt, woke, feminized SOYciety that hates me, but will also need me to step up, step in and stop whatever crazy shit is going on.
 
i met her when i was smoking a cigarette outside the flat on wednesday and she got back from her job.
we both talked for a bit and she told a little bit about the town we lived in.
i met her again on thursday when i was going out to the local to buy some snacks and she was going up the stairs back tp her flat.
she told that she knocked on my flat door a few seconds after i left it to see how i was because i just moved here.
overall, she seemed nice so far.
Fucking forums full of fakecels
 
I've seen this in a hentai somewhere :feelshehe:
 
it would be nice to talk to her again, but i don't really approach people or start a conversation in case i come off as weird or creepy.
and foids are likely than to view me as weird or creepy than men do tbh.
i kinda hope that if i see her again, she implies that i might have heard her fuck to see my reaction.
so she would say "sorry if any noise from my flat was bothering you last night."
but to avoid it being awkward, i would just tell her that i didn't hear anything, but i did.
I use to sleep with headphones after I've took my meds. That way I barely hear something and fell asleep quick.

I have heard couple of times guys partying in the room next to mine and its suifuel heard them and foids just enjoying.
 

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