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JFL I can get any incel laid in a year

Never get up, god has a plan for you
 
"Bro just be yourself"
 
Session 1: Alright bro you're gonna need a hundred bucks for a hooker
 

OK, here's your first client:

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5ft tall (I think, dunno how tall he is). Nice personality. NT. Good guy. Should be easy right?
 
Unironically I actually think I could do a good job at helping incels (not ones on this forum as they already know everything) ascend. There's actual legit techniques that can work for non-trucels, e.g., geomaxxing, limb-lengthening, drugs, etc.
 
Tall + white: Have a shower, drink water
Short + white: geomaxx
Tall + ethnic: geomaxx
Short + ethnic: Limb lengthening AND/OR moneymaxx then geomaxx
Short + ethnic + ugly: ropemaxx
Autistic: Drugmaxx to become NT and if it don't work then ropemaxx.
 
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OK, here's your first client:

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5ft tall (I think, dunno how tall he is). Nice personality. NT. Good guy. Should be easy right?
He needs godly autism DNA in him as it is proven to be evolution. Organics will defie as always because they are predictable animals incapable of accepting responsibility.
 
>Accept his mentorship
>he buttfucks you

:feelsrope:
 
Next thing you know he tells you go and take a shower and improve your pERsonality :feelskek:
 
If he can get a genuine incel laid, in a year, without having to impress the foid with money, spending ridiculous money on dates and using an escort, I'll be shocked.
 
I might unironically contact him.
 
That's not possible, and why would he even offer such a service for free? If it's too good to be true, it probably is.
 
I guarantee he will say generic shit that will only work for LTNs
 
Im gonna do it and SS everything to disprove him
 
I just sent him the email for mentoring
 
If he asks me for any blackmail information like face photos I will just block
 
i bet you 50 cents he'll ask you to cold approach 500 women and call it a warm up.
Ive did that in high school and it went to shit.

If he asks for any pics of my face I wont do it due to risks of being doxxed because for all I know he might be planning on doxxing us which is why I used a throwaway email
 
Ive did that in high school and it went to shit.

If he asks for any pics of my face I wont do it due to risks of being doxxed because for all I know he might be planning on doxxing us which is why I used a throwaway email
does covering your eyes do shit? how far does doxxing go if you dont mind explaining it to me? what does doxx even mean
 
does covering your eyes do shit? how far does doxxing go if you dont mind explaining it to me? what does doxx even mean
Expose your information to the public so he would expose me to social media and get everyone to ruin my life
 
Zero empathy normies unironically "think" inceldom can be solved by taking showers, dressing nice, giving firm gazes, keeping frame etc.
 
I'm ethnic + ugly + autistic. My only saving grace is that I have an ogre frame which i will use to martialartsmaxx and intimidationmax.
Tall ? Start gymaxxing. You will be at least 6/10. Also what ethnic ?
 
I worked for it since 2008. No dates and no girlfriends. Just societal discrimination.
 
Short + ethnic + ugly: ropemaxx
Autistic: Drugmaxx to become NT and if it don't work then ropemaxx.
:feelsbadman:
Alcohol helps me with the second one a little
 
So can I.

Obtain ~$200 and hire an escort.
 

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