Frottbott
Lord of Fire
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I was walking down the streets of a certain city about a month ago and some woman was crying and sitting on the sidewalk. I spend a lot of time on the streets and had never seen anything like this. 'Are you ok?' I did the whole spiel 'cause I'm a nice person. I approached her, so this was her shtick. 'I got robbed, I work for the attorney general's office and I just got robbed, I need some money so I can go see my son.' I offered to call the police but she said they would do nothing as she worked for them and it was a worthless venture.
'Ok, well I don't have any money as I'm poor as well, but you can use my phone to call your son.'
'He doesn't have any money eitherrrrrrrrr.' (ok, weird, you're not homeless but your son has 0 money? - he can't even sneak on a train for free to come get you? Everybody does that...).
Anyways, she got FURIOUS with me and I walked, basically knowing it to be crocodile tears, but I thought that maybe she had been robbed because she had tears in her eyes and I approached her instead of her asking me for change (this woman's 'job is literally to sit there crying on the street and scamming people, talk about a fucking parasite).
So I'm in a totally different city and this bitch comes up to me and says, 'Sir, I just got robbed, I work for the attorney general's office.'
And I go to her, 'You told me that in (different city). Fuck off you lying bitch.' She promptly got the fuck out of there.
Priceless.
'Ok, well I don't have any money as I'm poor as well, but you can use my phone to call your son.'
'He doesn't have any money eitherrrrrrrrr.' (ok, weird, you're not homeless but your son has 0 money? - he can't even sneak on a train for free to come get you? Everybody does that...).
Anyways, she got FURIOUS with me and I walked, basically knowing it to be crocodile tears, but I thought that maybe she had been robbed because she had tears in her eyes and I approached her instead of her asking me for change (this woman's 'job is literally to sit there crying on the street and scamming people, talk about a fucking parasite).
So I'm in a totally different city and this bitch comes up to me and says, 'Sir, I just got robbed, I work for the attorney general's office.'
And I go to her, 'You told me that in (different city). Fuck off you lying bitch.' She promptly got the fuck out of there.
Priceless.