One time i brought cologne from a fancy shop and i thought it was the only thing standing between me and foids liking me i was bluepilled at the time
$120 Bottle of dior cologne fancy packaging Some normie at the store said your gonna become a chick magnet cause of this and i truly believed him how naive i was
Sprayed it on myself like holy water didn't just spray i marinated in it im gonna be drowning in pussy now
I walked into a club like a Greek god
Confidence? is maxxed out
Aura? Unstoppable
Drip? Questionable but who needs drip when you smell like a man that never missed a shower
First girl walked by me crinkled her nose
and then looked at my face
and nodded sadly like her dog just had cancer
Second girl walked by me
Didnt even smell me
She covered her face like i was gonna spray it with axe body spray
Third girl did compliment me
You smell so nice
But sadly your so ugly that it ruins the smell it makes me wanna throw up Brootal
Then i realized it wasnt the smell it was my face
It wasnt the smell or cologne or my clothes
It was my face the whole time
The default settings i was born with the blackpill started to hit me my whole life i been lied to
Went home smelling like a million bucks and feeling like $3 loose change
Crawled into bed listened to Roy Orbison It's over cryed myself to sleep
$120 Bottle of dior cologne fancy packaging Some normie at the store said your gonna become a chick magnet cause of this and i truly believed him how naive i was
Sprayed it on myself like holy water didn't just spray i marinated in it im gonna be drowning in pussy now
I walked into a club like a Greek god
Confidence? is maxxed out
Aura? Unstoppable
Drip? Questionable but who needs drip when you smell like a man that never missed a shower
First girl walked by me crinkled her nose
and then looked at my face
and nodded sadly like her dog just had cancer
Second girl walked by me
Didnt even smell me
She covered her face like i was gonna spray it with axe body spray
Third girl did compliment me
You smell so nice
But sadly your so ugly that it ruins the smell it makes me wanna throw up Brootal
Then i realized it wasnt the smell it was my face
It wasnt the smell or cologne or my clothes
It was my face the whole time
The default settings i was born with the blackpill started to hit me my whole life i been lied to
Went home smelling like a million bucks and feeling like $3 loose change
Crawled into bed listened to Roy Orbison It's over cryed myself to sleep
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