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Story I bought fleshlight when i was a kid

Speedloader

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My grandmother found a job, so i had 3-4 hours after school when my home was empty. I ordered a fleshlight from website and chose delivery to postamat (basically a box on the street that opens when you pay money). I stole family money and hid it inside my phone case. After school i went to postamat and got my fleshlight. I used it almost every day until my grandmother was fired so I had to throw it away (from balcony :feelskek: )
 
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My grandmother found a job, so i had 3-4 hours after school when my home was empty. I ordered a fleshlight from website and chose delivery to postamat (basically a box on the street that opens when you pay money). I stole family money and hid it inside my phone case. After school i went to postamat and got my fleshlight. I used it almost every day until my grandmother was fired somi had to throw it away (from balcony :feelskek: )
over for italiancels
 
Never even knew what a fleshlight was until i joined this forum
 
I'd be too ashamed to buy one, I don't need it though.
 
Damn what a brutal story man. I hope it hit someone on the way down.
 
My grandmother found a job, so i had 3-4 hours after school when my home was empty. I ordered a fleshlight from website and chose delivery to postamat (basically a box on the street that opens when you pay money). I stole family money and hid it inside my phone case. After school i went to postamat and got my fleshlight. I used it almost every day until my grandmother was fired so I had to throw it away (from balcony :feelskek: )
based
I want to buy one ngl
 
I had two, both ended up mouldy so I had to throw them away. Not worth the trouble imo it's not that much better than your hand.
 
fleshlights are a good cope
 
I want one, but I'm afraid of being disappointed by it.
 

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