LifeFuel I ascended

[Lazyandtalentless]

(Mods please don’t ban me; I’m obviously joking)

My large, fat, bulbous nose that made up more than half my face magically vanished after a shower.
My paper thin lips grew after a haircut.
My giant, huge ears shrank after I brushed my teeth.
My weak mouthbreather jawline started to resemble Brad Pitt’s jawline after I flossed my teeth.
My twisted, deformed body became straight after I used mouthwash.

Now I date a supermodel every single week.

 

[Wrath]

 

[HONKLERedux]

dnr

 

[Scatius Deletus]

 

[Fraud Mortal]

See! All you have to do is work on yourself! It's not that hard!