LifeFuel I ASCENDED! I HAD MY FIRST KISS AND HAD SEX

[Edmund_Kemper]

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope incels.co don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm a chad tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I just had sex (Hey!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
To the not having sex
Ways of the past
























APRIL FOOLS

 

[Deleted member 22907]

see you in ban appeals

 

[Animecel2D]

rlly bro

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

see you in ban appeals

Here I come ban appeals

 

[solblue]

see you in ban appeals

 

[Deleted member 22999]

I did not see this coming!

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I did not see this coming!

The foid saw it cumming

 

[Disabledcel]

Here I come ban appeals

y is ppl talking about ban apples???

 

[Deleted member 22999]

The foid saw it cumming

ngl she probably didn’t

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

y is ppl talking about ban apples???
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They’re talkin about the band APPLES

The Apples (Israeli band) - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Copemaxx]

wow i sure hope no one reports this pedo for posting this in the inceldom discussion

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

ngl she probably didn’t

I did cum. Unless I’m prepubescent

wow i sure hope no one reports this pedo for posting this in the inceldom discussion

We need to start a chad discussion

 

[Disabledcel]

ngl she probably didn’t

She seriously didn't

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

She seriously didn't
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I know karate

nice try

 

[FinnCel]

Over for aprilfoolcels

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Over for aprilfoolcels

But it did begin for them because April fools began hours ago

 

[FinnCel]

But it did begin for them because April fools began hours ago

It's over

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

It's over

It’ll be over on April 2

 

[omnilet]

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

1488

 

[omnilet]

1488

yes bro just ayrans celebrating their heritage by dancing to groovy music

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

yes bro just ayrans celebrating their heritage by dancing to groovy music

Josef Mengele likes classical music

 

[KingChemist]

What an original and creative post.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

What an original and creative post.

At least I did something new by posting lyrics

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Liar

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Liar

I lie all the time

 

[carticel]

chads me

 

[Deleted member 25274]

What an original and creative post.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

chads me

Normies me

 

[Deleted member 21514]

@Colvin76 thoughts?

 

[Numb]

The foid saw it cumming

 

[ItsOver4cel]

april fools me

 

[Yerberito]

FOOLS

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

april fools me

 

[nazianime]

Very gay, bad song choice.

 

[SolitaryConfinement]

april fools me

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Very gay, bad song choice.

 

[zangano1]

APRIL FOOLS

ok chad

 

[Dionysus]

damn you didnt get me man

 

[Comfycel]

There was a time when these jokes were even fun?

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

There was a time when these jokes were even fun?

Yes

 

[Kurt Gödel]

K

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

K

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

tbh I would make a last thread and then request a ban if I would ever ascend (as if ascension exist jfl)

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

tbh I would make a last thread and then request a ban if I would ever ascend (as if ascension exist jfl)

 

[Deleted member 20434]

Extreme cope

 

[Deleted member 19079]

Extreme cope

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Extreme cope

New avi?

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

april fools me

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

the only time you ascend is your spirit when you die