After making and reading posts on this vanilla latte thing, as the more I am thinking about it, the more I feel like I should fucking try this today. I could not resist, said fuck it, went to starbucks, endured all the disgusted stares from the those stacies and got a grande vanilla latte. Now I am fucking sipping it.
I am in a meeting right now, a 4'5" midget FOB noodlewhore in shorts and a sleeve-less top is giving a presentation. She has tiny boobs like dried dates. Looks like she is also trying to give some IOIs to a 6'5" white chadlite, she is going to ride it tonight.
As I am sipping the latte from my grande cup, the savory taste and the smell of it took me into a trance, to the holy land of Isla Vista. I am seeing my lord holding that legendary Glock 34 in his hand and smiling at me. That moment I realized I am forgiven, forgiven from all those sins that I committed by showing my vanity of curry-street-shitting on this forum.
Happy Isla Vista Day!!!
Yawm-al Isla Vista Mubarak!!!
I am in a meeting right now, a 4'5" midget FOB noodlewhore in shorts and a sleeve-less top is giving a presentation. She has tiny boobs like dried dates. Looks like she is also trying to give some IOIs to a 6'5" white chadlite, she is going to ride it tonight.
As I am sipping the latte from my grande cup, the savory taste and the smell of it took me into a trance, to the holy land of Isla Vista. I am seeing my lord holding that legendary Glock 34 in his hand and smiling at me. That moment I realized I am forgiven, forgiven from all those sins that I committed by showing my vanity of curry-street-shitting on this forum.
Happy Isla Vista Day!!!
Yawm-al Isla Vista Mubarak!!!
