This is what lowIQ Arabs think: "you should eat with your right hand and wipe your ass with your left hand" 
This is what HighIQ Nikola Teslas like me think: You should eat with your left hand and wipe your ass with your right hand (unless you're left handed)
Why? This is why: If you're right handed then you manipulate objects with your right hand more often therefore your right hand is more exposed to germs and you should use it to do the dirty work.
> b-but habibi, wat about ze cookingz?? I need ze rrite hand to do ze cookingz habibi
When you cook, you touch the food with your left hand and you use your right hand to handle the knife.
This is the right way to do it if you're right handed:
Also, if you're a smoker:
Toothbrush:
In summary: use your left hand to handle stuff that goes to your mouth, and use your right hand to do the dirty work. Also, stop writing backwards.
Inb4: what about jerking off dude??
This is what HighIQ Nikola Teslas like me think: You should eat with your left hand and wipe your ass with your right hand (unless you're left handed)
Why? This is why: If you're right handed then you manipulate objects with your right hand more often therefore your right hand is more exposed to germs and you should use it to do the dirty work.
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b-but habibi, wat about ze cookingz?? I need ze rrite hand to do ze cookingz habibiWhen you cook, you touch the food with your left hand and you use your right hand to handle the knife.
This is the right way to do it if you're right handed:
Also, if you're a smoker:
Toothbrush:
In summary: use your left hand to handle stuff that goes to your mouth, and use your right hand to do the dirty work. Also, stop writing backwards.
Inb4: what about jerking off dude??
