Venting I am retarded

[deathsoonerthanlate]

I have catfished a girl for over 2 years. We would call every night pillow talk and stuff to keep me sane. I am now ready to cut her off since she is staying single for meeting "chad" who does not exist and everything.

I was gonna cut her off and move to a new girl and she told me she got so mad she knows my address. I accidentally send her when ordering a new jacket. She now says that she will come to my home. Is this karma for catfishing so long? i didnt believe in karma.

You guys know the stomach turning feeling when losing someone u love or losing money. that sick feeling.

Knowing she can be here any day makes me wanna kms. Frens i need some serious advice how to save myself or cheer myself up? do not tell me to rope please

 

[Linesnap99]

I have no clue. Do what you have to. Order another jacket.

 

[Deleted member 29033]

I have catfished a girl for over 2 years. We would call every night pillow talk and stuff to keep me sane. I am now ready to cut her off since she is staying single for meeting "chad" who does not exist and everything.

I was gonna cut her off and move to a new girl and she told me she got so mad she knows my address. I accidentally send her when ordering a new jacket. She now says that she will come to my home. Is this karma for catfishing so long? i didnt believe in karma.

You guys know the stomach turning feeling when losing someone u love or losing money. that sick feeling.

Knowing she can be here any day makes me wanna kms. Frens i need some serious advice how to save myself or cheer myself up? do not tell me to rope please

Lol you will get arrested

 

[deathsoonerthanlate]

Lol you will get arrested

i did not do anything illegal right?

Lol you will get arrested

is saying my jaw looks diffrent illegal? no

 

[incelerated]

We would call every night pillow talk and stuff to keep me sane

Mogs me to oblivion and back.

 

[Caesercel]

Mogs me to oblivion and back.

 

[Deleted member 33827]

We are reaching levels of unprecedented inhibition.

 

[Deleted member 21230]

Just tell her it's not your address. She will come, see that the chadfish isn't there and leave

 

[deathsoonerthanlate]

Just tell her it's not your address. She will come, see that the chadfish isn't there and leave

dude i am sacred she will come my parents live here too. i am going to cut off all contacts tommrow. i will say i was a catfish and send pics of the ugliest incel alive so she will puke and break her phone of water damage. so she cant find me anymore.

 

[Deleted member 21230]

dude i am sacred she will come my parents live here too. i am going to cut off all contacts tommrow. i will say i was a catfish and send pics of the ugliest incel alive so she will puke and break her phone of water damage. so she cant find me anymore.

Why? Think of it for a second:

> She goes to your house
> Finds just a random family, her catfish isn't there
> Apologizes and leaves

You literally only have to shut up and nothing will happen

 

[Deleted member 23712]

I have catfished a girl for over 2 years. We would call every night pillow talk and stuff to keep me sane. I am now ready to cut her off since she is staying single for meeting "chad" who does not exist and everything.

I was gonna cut her off and move to a new girl and she told me she got so mad she knows my address. I accidentally send her when ordering a new jacket. She now says that she will come to my home. Is this karma for catfishing so long? i didnt believe in karma.

You guys know the stomach turning feeling when losing someone u love or losing money. that sick feeling.

Knowing she can be here any day makes me wanna kms. Frens i need some serious advice how to save myself or cheer myself up? do not tell me to rope please

Yes, GrAYtard

 

[deathsoonerthanlate]

You literally only have to shut up and nothing will happen

I am such a tryhard but i photoshopped my own face so i look good and she will recognise my voice. i used my real name etc. the retardness is off the fucking charts trust me

 

[Deleted member 21230]

i used my real name

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

GrAYtard

 

[WizardOfOz]

Getfucked GrAYtard

 

[ldargoblin]

I am such a tryhard but i photoshopped my own face so i look good and she will recognise my voice. i used my real name etc. the retardness is off the fucking charts trust me

Either you're a god of photoshop or she is retarded.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

 

[deathsoonerthanlate]

Either you're a god of photoshop or she is retarded.

hmm not a god but just playing my cards jbw and spoofing to poor asian countries.

Getfucked GrAYtard

 

[Deleted member 33833]

 

[deathsoonerthanlate]

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[Michinomiya Hirohit]

Lol you will get arrested

 

[deathsoonerthanlate]

[UPDATE]

solved it boys. i still think she is gonna show up to my house but i will have found a new apartment.

 

[crestfallencel]

maybe she will show up and fall in love with you

 

[deathsoonerthanlate]

maybe she will show up and fall in love with you

best joke ive ever heard. i think if she sees me she will try to ruin my personal life.

 

[Sportbro]

I have no clue. Do what you have to. Order another jacket.

Just do it you pussy
Get that leather jacket!

 

[proudweeb]

[UPDATE]

solved it boys. i still think she is gonna show up to my house but i will have found a new apartment.

your avi: queen of england's me. XD

 

[Jungle]

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Tell her the truth. See what happens.

At the very least you will find out how much she had invested in those 2 years of conversation, vs Chad's pic.

It can't be any worse than the blackpill reality we are all clearly anticipating. But you'll never know if you don't try. It sounds to me like you have nothing to lose.

EDIT: just noticed this was a June thread. FML. How did it go?