I am no longer a muggle - as of 12am I am a wizard

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Do me a favor, pass me that rope.

 

[crestfallencel]

 

[lemon21]

 

[Caesercel]

I will get there in 2.5 years

 

[Deleted member 35245]

Brutal

 

[Saigon Depression]

tfw you realize nothing has changed

 

[nettle]

 

[ControlledInsanity]

No, now you reached the fine wine stage of your life and old roasties whose flaps hang like drapes will be flocking to you as the tables turn!

 

[ilieknothing]

At least you can put curses on foids now

 

[GhostedPhantom]

Belated happy birthday. It may not really be happy, but you are one step closer to obtaining the supreme power gods may only dream of.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Belated happy birthday. It may not really be happy, but you are one step closer to obtaining the supreme power gods may only dream of.

Thanks.

 

[AutisticBeast]

I am 30 next summer, can you believe I have held out getting a full time job until this age. The longest I've worked for is 7 months.

 

[Deleted member 28708]

Brutal wizardom

 

[InMyCellInHell]

Do me a favor, pass me that rope.

You'll only get more miserable as your 30s advance.