I Am Going To Try To Get Sex From an Old Lady.

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

I'm 57
There are two females for every male at age 50.
The ratio goes up drastically at the higher ages.
Sure there are old ladies that get men on Tinder, but that's like winning the lottery.
Most older women appreciate ugly guys.
When I was at my grandmother's nursing home, and now my mother's nursing home, there's like four times as many women as men.
If one of my mother's friends died, women would fight over the remaining husband, if he was still alive.
I never saw men fighting over a widow.
A 70 year old women was a pre-teen when I was born.
A 60 year old woman was in high school the same time as me. She was only two or three grades ahead of me.
The eighth graders in my elementary school are now turning 65.
Many senior centers are 55+, so I'm eligible to join them. You get free food too.
A 40 year old was born while I was in high school.
So if you see me less and less, you'll know why.
I'll still browse the forum.

Oh, I want to add.
She cannot have any kids or grandkids out of wedlock.

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

I wish you good luck.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

Go get'em

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

I wish you good luck.

Thanks.

 

[Jerek]

I don't know what to say, i hope you get happy somehow.

 

[The Abyss]

Better bring lube as that bitch will be dry as hell.

 

[Deleted member 20434]

Better bring lube as that bitch will be dry as hell.

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Better bring lube as that bitch will be dry as hell.

I was planning on laying on top of her and ejaculating.
That's how I have sex with my mannequins and dolls.

 

[Deleted member 14805]

Good luck gramps, I wouldn't ever settle for a granny even if what you're saying is true, because when they were young, they likely rejected lots of ugly guys and I see no reason to give them the time of day when their options are limited, when they were young, they would've rejected me. So I see no reason to give them a chance in old age, when they wouldn't give me a chance during young age. But whatever works for you old man. Have at it.

 

[Indari]

fuck her tight granny punani

I was planning on laying on top of her and ejaculating.
That's how I have sex with my mannequins and dolls.

do you have a Sinthetic?

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Good luck gramps, I wouldn't ever settle for a granny even if what you're saying is true, because when they were young, they likely rejected lots of ugly guys and I see no reason to give them the time of day when their options are limited, when they were young, they would've rejected me. So I see no reason to give them a chance in old age, when they wouldn't give me a chance during young age. But whatever works for you old man. Have at it.

they rejected me when we were younger. I'm desperate.

do you have a Sinthetic?

No. A RealDoll.

 

[littlemanhikicel]

I don't think that an old woman is into sex, they are more into companionship, but maybe you can lose your virginity with one of them.

 

[Deleted member 21504]

I don't even. Just, what?

 

[Mik_TFL]

I wish you luck in your endeavor.

 

[Speed]

Tell us how that BJ without the dentures feels

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

You have my respect that you made it so far without roping

 

[Deleted member 10314]

Go slay some boomer foids.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

You have my respect that you made it so far without roping

it feels kinda unnatural tbh
I think incels are meant to either ascend or rope before 30
He is a glitch in the matrix

 

[Deleted member 19971]

She cannot have any kids or grandkids out of wedlock.

And that is where your chance dropped dramatically !

 

[LastGerman]

I think incels are meant to either ascend or rope before 30

Club 27 @Insomniac

 

[BodyFat10orRope]

Does fucking a 60 year old beat escortceling for you?

 

[JestER]

Godspeed

 

[thebuddhacel]

Would him left the inceldom?

 

[tiredofthisshit]

gonna save this strategy and use it if I haven't roped till then

 

[zangano1]

Having sex with roasties is ok if you are old

 

[Ellsworth]

I know a woman your age. I would certainly fuck her if I was your age. Even possibly would anyway but would have to be super horny.

 

[M12Comic]

I'm 57

I thought you were old as fuck but I didn't know you were literally a boomer
This has to be a larp

Having sex with roasties is ok if you are old

No other way except being a sugar daddy

 

[Emba]

Good luck with that.

 

[Dirlewanger]

I'm 57
There are two females for every male at age 50.
The ratio goes up drastically at the higher ages.
Sure there are old ladies that get men on Tinder, but that's like winning the lottery.
Most older women appreciate ugly guys.
When I was at my grandmother's nursing home, and now my mother's nursing home, there's like four times as many women as men.
If one of my mother's friends died, women would fight over the remaining husband, if he was still alive.
I never saw men fighting over a widow.
A 70 year old women was a pre-teen when I was born.
A 60 year old woman was in high school the same time as me. She was only two or three grades ahead of me.
The eighth graders in my elementary school are now turning 65.
Many senior centers are 55+, so I'm eligible to join them. You get free food too.
A 40 year old was born while I was in high school.
So if you see me less and less, you'll know why.
I'll still browse the forum.

Oh, I want to add.
She cannot have any kids or grandkids out of wedlock.

How fucking old is your grandmother if you are 57?

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Also,

How fucking old is your grandmother if you are 57?

My grandmother was born in 1900. She died in 1997.
I visited her in the senior center in the 1970's and 1980's
In the 1990's, she was confined to a nursing home.

 

[Uglyme]

Good luck. Post what happens later.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Good luck. Post what happens later.

Post it on Looksmax if you succeed, as you will not be able to here. But I am very interested in whether or not you succeed, and am very hopeful that you do succeed.

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Good luck. Post what happens later.

I will let you know.

Post it on Looksmax if you succeed, as you will not be able to here. But I am very interested in whether or not you succeed, and am very hopeful that you do succeed.

Thank you for your support.
Women 50+ are much nicer than Millenials.
Many are not hung up on looks.
My mother, sister (who's 70) and their friends said they never went after looks. They weren't looking for John Travolta. I doubt they'd take Franeknstein though.
Look at your mothers ad grandmothers. Did they go after very good looking men?
Are your male ancestors all good looking?

 

[Carotel]

Good luck

Look at your mothers ad grandmothers. Did they go after very good looking men?
Are your male ancestors all good looking?

Nope and nope tbh. I've seen pics of my grandma as a young woman in her 20's or so, never understood why she got with my grandpa. He was ugly tbh.

 

[Dirlewanger]

Why not try escortcelling first and see? Return to you dolls if you are unimpressed, this move seems a bit drastic but I'm a third your age what do I know eh?

 

[Justcopebruh]

Based oldcel hf lul

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Why not try escortcelling first and see? Return to you dolls if you are unimpressed, this move seems a bit drastic but I'm a third your age what do I know eh?

I'm not comfortable with prostitutes. I will still keep the dolls. I don't want o be rushed during sex. I imagine I'll feel rushed with a prostitute. Imagine being at a diner, with customers standing over you, waiting for the table.

 

[Dirlewanger]

I'm not comfortable with prostitutes. I will still keep the dolls. I don't want o be rushed during sex. I imagine I'll feel rushed with a prostitute. Imagine being at a diner, with customers standing over you, waiting for the table.

I have no experience with prostitutes being a virgin but I suspect the expensive ones are the closest thing you can get to the "real thing" With cheap ones giving tou the negative rushed experience you described. Of course, they are expensive and I don't know what your financial status is like so maybe you have answered this question for me.

 

[BlackpilledTruecel]

More bluepilled garbage from op. Wake the fuck up already