I am going To Pray To Odin For a Girl

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Not Jesus, Not Allah. Odin is the one true G-d. If he can't grant me a girl, then nobody can.
Oh, by the way, I lost one eye, just like Odin. I can relate to him.

 

[Mainländer]

His ravens will kidnap a girl for you.

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

Norsemaxing

 

[ShadowMonk]

I will pray to the gods of cosmetic surgery.

 

[Ignas]

Ásatrúarfélagiđmaxx might worth trying

 

[Zaetheus]

Not Jesus, Not Allah. Odin is the one true G-d. If he can't grant me a girl, then nobody can.
Oh, by the way, I lost one eye, just like Odin. I can relate to him.
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Fuck that old Gandalf lookin ass nigga

 

[lessthanhuman]

If Christianity did not displace Norse Paganism, raidmaxxing would have still been a viable way to get laid even today.

 

[Reprobus]

In all seriousness though there really is nothing else you could do

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

In all seriousness though there really is nothing else you could do

If Christianity did not displace Norse Paganism, raidmaxxing would have still been a viable way to get laid even today.

If The Moslems take over, men will do that again.

 

[lessthanhuman]

If The Moslems take over, men will do that again.

True, jihadists are basically the modern day equivalent of Vikings now.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

That's exactly why you're not getting a foid.

 

[Hoffman_13]

false gods don't stand a chance

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

false gods don't stand a chance

What if they're ALL False? Then we're F--ked.

 

[Zesto]

I lost one eye, just like Odin. I can relate to him

For real?

elab

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

For real?

I lost vision in my left eye. I have lazy eye. It is turned in very much.

 

[Zesto]

GutsMaxx

 

[ChadThundercock1516]

That's exactly why you're not getting a foid.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

KEk I remember a long time ago when it was a normie meme to pray for the chaos god and you would get what you wanted, because I was young and had nothing to do I prayed, now I just see dark human shapes in my house but I don't have a pretty redhair girlfriend that likes rpg and horror movies.

 

[Deleted member 10531]

Blackops2cel is the real god, you heretics.

To hell with you and your Odins.

 

[LastGerman]

If The Moslems take over, men will do that again.

The only problem is race mixing. It will destroy white people, but white sluts voted left so... They actully want this.

 

[Marquis de Sade]

Not Jesus, Not Allah. Odin is the one true G-d. If he can't grant me a girl, then nobody can.
Oh, by the way, I lost one eye, just like Odin. I can relate to him.
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If that fails pray to Thor and unleash your vengeance with a hammER.

 

[Deleted member 11318]

I pray to Saint Blackops2cel that I will ascend and find a GF. May our Saint hear my prayers and may I, by his permission, ascend.

 

[nice_try]

Religion is cope

 

[PersonalityChad]

JFL if you aren't raidmaxxing in 793