I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF HOLY SHIT

[Piratecel]

NO THIS ISNT GAY LARP AND YES IT IS INCDEOM DISCUSSION YOU FUCKING SICKOS!!! I was cooming and I pointed my cock up and I got CUM ALL OVER MY FUCKING SHIRT ANS EYES HOLY SHIT!!!! WORST PART IS THAT ITS A DBZ GOKU BLACK TSHIRT SO THE CUM STOOD OUT EVEN MORE!!! AND THENCUM FUXKING STUG MY EYES!!!!! I looked in the mirror and whai I saw made me cry, a broken worthless cook covered man. People my age are making bank drifting cars and shit BUT HERE I AM EITH COOM IN MY EYES AND A FUCKING CUM ENCRUSTED ANIME SHIRT!!! i think I have a fucking eye STD too. God i am going to rope. Ouch it hurts my eyeee reeee

 

[Piratecel]

HE SPERM CELLS ARE DRILLING INTO MY FUCKING EYE I AM GOING TO GO BLOND!!!!

 

[AsiaCel]

Don't kill yourself

 

[Piratecel]

SERIOUSLY CAN SPERM CELLS GO INTO MY EYE? IT REALLY FUCKING HURTS

 

[Piratecel]

Don't kill yourself

Thank you brocell

 

[despisedpaul]

You may get an eye stye and then everyone will know you got cum in your eye

 

[failednormie_]

pinkeye incoming lmao

 

[failednormie_]

You may get an eye stye and then everyone will know you got cum in your eye

i got a stye once from cleaning toilets when I worked at skyzone park Lmao

 

[despisedpaul]

i got a stye once from cleaning toilets when I worked at skyzone park Lmao

Brutal
My eyes are bloodshot 24/7 because I dont blink for some reason

 

[AsiaCel]

pinkeye incoming lmao

 

[Piratecel]

You may get an eye stye and then everyone will know you got cum in your eye

THE FUCK IS A STYE???

 

[Piratecel]

pinkeye incoming lmao

OH HELL NO!!!! FUXKKK!!!

 

[Piratecel]

MY EYES ARE BLOODSHOT ALREADY

Brutal
My eyes are bloodshot 24/7 because I dont blink for some reason

 

[Piratecel]

It hurts to blink

 

[Piratecel]

Yeah those fucking sperm cells one of them could've been Chad but instead it's drilling into my eye socket

 

[despisedpaul]

THE FUCK IS A STYE???

Its where you get red eye inflammation and then everyone knows you got coom or shit in your eye

 

[WØLF]

If you can't immediately tell OP's entire account is a larp, then congratulations, you're low IQ.

 

[Piratecel]

 

[Piratecel]

If you can't immediately tell OP's entire account is a larp, then congratulations, you're low IQ.

YOU FUCKIG NHGER THIS HIS NOT LARP MY EYES ARE BURNING HLLY FUXKKK

 

[Piratecel]

 

[despisedpaul]

If you can't immediately tell OP's entire account is a larp, then congratulations, you're low IQ.

Isn't the whole internet larp?

 

[illumizoldyck]

dont do it you wimp
ww3 and collapse are near
cope a bit longer you pus

 

[Piratecel]

dont do it you wimp
ww3 and collapse are near
cope a bit longer you pus

BROTHER WW3 I WILL BE HOMELESS AND STARVE

 

[Piratecel]

My eyes are rapdily producing tears I might be okay my eye feels like a rock

 

[illumizoldyck]

BROTHER WW3 I WILL BE HOMELESS AND STARVE

so will everyone else brocel
survive and you'll maybe end up with a foil

 

[WØLF]

YOU FUCKIG NHGER THIS HIS NOT LARP MY EYES ARE BURNING HLLY FUXKKK

Imagine having nothing better to do with your life than playing make believe on a forum for lonely virgins on the corner of the internet.

Isn't the whole internet larp?

This forum was supposed to be the safe haven though

 

[despisedpaul]

This forum was supposed to be the safe haven though

I have never taken anyone seriously in my life because the moment I do they start laughing and I realize they were tricking me due to my autistic gullibility

 

[Adamhastor]

HERE I AM EITH COOM IN MY EYES AND A FUCKING CUM ENCRUSTED ANIME SHIRT!!!

Take a selfie and post it on Grindr

 

[CobsonCel]

Goku would be dissapointed

 

[Lonelyus]

I just ate bunch of salmon filet and drank some choccy milk with alot of different vitamins, Im gonna coomwell today too.

 

[Lonelyus]

NO THIS ISNT GAY LARP AND YES IT IS INCDEOM DISCUSSION YOU FUCKING SICKOS!!! I was cooming and I pointed my cock up and I got CUM ALL OVER MY FUCKING SHIRT ANS EYES HOLY SHIT!!!! WORST PART IS THAT ITS A DBZ GOKU BLACK TSHIRT SO THE CUM STOOD OUT EVEN MORE!!! AND THENCUM FUXKING STUG MY EYES!!!!! I looked in the mirror and whai I saw made me cry, a broken worthless cook covered man. People my age are making bank drifting cars and shit BUT HERE I AM EITH COOM IN MY EYES AND A FUCKING CUM ENCRUSTED ANIME SHIRT!!! i think I have a fucking eye STD too. God i am going to rope. Ouch it hurts my eyeee reeee

Sturmgeschütz III - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

STUG

 

[Johnhatenigger12]

ACK!

 

[Lonelyus]

View attachment 1069823

ACK!

I would use a shotgun and blow my head off if i had it available, Ive tried roping but my gag reflex the little ball in my throat pushing against the rope gets painful and im scared it will break and also i cant really fade, I get lightheaded then nothing happens as i lean forward, I used the prison method 3 times, I just cant pass away, I get really lightheaded and my eyes go dark a bit but i never die.

I guess im born to suffer

 

[PersonaPimp]

How did you manage to get semen in your eye??
What was the coomfuel that resulted in this misfortune?

 

[Johnhatenigger12]

I would use a shotgun and blow my head off if i had it available, Ive tried roping but my gag reflex the little ball in my throat pushing against the rope gets painful and im scared it will break and also i cant really fade, I get lightheaded then nothing happens as i lean forward, I used the prison method 3 times, I just cant pass away, I get really lightheaded and my eyes go dark a bit but i never die.

I guess im born to suffer

I guess, rope by shotgun is only option since i know my life is pointless.

Same we born to suffer.

 

[Lonelyus]

I guess, rope by shotgun is only option since i know my life is pointless.

Same we born to suffer.

Can europeans buy a shotgun on vacation to USA?

 

[EngelCallDell19]

If you can't immediately tell OP's entire account is a larp, then congratulations, you're low IQ.

 

[Johnhatenigger12]

Can europeans buy a shotgun on vacation to USA?

I don't know, probably it's illegal so.

 

[Bruce_Bonepresser]

Here they always said if you wank too much you'll go blind but I don't think they meant this..

 

[Lonelyus]

I don't know, probably it's illegal so.

They said something about Aliens can buy shotguns or is that only mexicans

 

[WØLF]

I have never taken anyone seriously in my life because the moment I do they start laughing and I realize they were tricking me due to my autistic gullibility

 

[Piratecel]

How did you manage to get semen in your eye??
What was the coomfuel that resulted in this misfortune?

the first few panels of queen bee where that old dude and the blonde lady are fucking in front of the slaves

maybe i deserved it

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

...


View: https://youtu.be/pFNDh4smb6k?t=170

 

[XtremeMax]

Is your eyes okay now?

 

[Pajeetcel]

dont, find a cope of some sort

 

[Pac17notaliar]

sometimes i also think about this, but im still hoping i can ascend to low tier normie or some shit

 

[Piratecel]

Is your eyes okay now?

yes

 

[Piratecel]

Goku would be dissapointed

 

[The_word_made_flesh]

NO THIS ISNT GAY LARP AND YES IT IS INCDEOM DISCUSSION YOU FUCKING SICKOS!!! I was cooming and I pointed my cock up and I got CUM ALL OVER MY FUCKING SHIRT ANS EYES HOLY SHIT!!!! WORST PART IS THAT ITS A DBZ GOKU BLACK TSHIRT SO THE CUM STOOD OUT EVEN MORE!!! AND THENCUM FUXKING STUG MY EYES!!!!! I looked in the mirror and whai I saw made me cry, a broken worthless cook covered man. People my age are making bank drifting cars and shit BUT HERE I AM EITH COOM IN MY EYES AND A FUCKING CUM ENCRUSTED ANIME SHIRT!!! i think I have a fucking eye STD too. God i am going to rope. Ouch it hurts my eyeee reeee

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