I am going to be starting a black metal band

[janoycresva]

2 questions.
1. Will it help me get chicks if I'm jacked af and shirtless when singing?
2. Are there any tutorials out there on how to get the vocals down?

I'll be playing bass and vocals, I need to find a few other members in my area.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

1. No , unless you get super famous (which is impossible nowdays)
2. I thing i saw tutorials on youtube to improve your voice but you need many hours of practice.

 

[Zaetheus]

 

[TheOnlyWei]

Black metal? Is that heavy metal? I am.sure if you get OK you can slay. Chicks like musicians.

 

[StaroRavager]

You may end up with somebody at the end of a good show but make sure you do some calistetics before you go on stage so you’ll look more defined

 

[janoycresva]

Black metal? Is that heavy metal? I am.sure if you get OK you can slay. Chicks like musicians.

maybe i can get an autistic chick to marry and move into the woods with me

 

[lastchancel]

 

[Belial]

jacked af and shirtless when singing

like this guy?

 

[janoycresva]

like this guy?
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yeah something like that, except a lil fatter

 

[BottomFeedER96]

You should make a band and call it “inceloroth”.
There is a god in man
And in incels
He who sits in the dark
The bringer of light
Call him to black flames
Call him st.blackops2cel

 

[TheOnlyWei]

maybe i can get an autistic chick to marry and move into the woods with me

More likely a strung out junkie, you can move to the woods with.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

2 questions.
1. Will it help me get chicks if I'm jacked af and shirtless when singing?
2. Are there any tutorials out there on how to get the vocals down?

I'll be playing bass and vocals, I need to find a few other members in my area.

Plenty of tutorials out there. And being the vocalist will make you the center of attention. Funny thing, alot of black metal bands actually don't have bass. In fact, alot of black metal bands don't even play live. It doesn't get more incel than that.

 

[bandcel]

black metal wont get you any girls

 

[happiless]

Screaming about inceldom is a good fit for depressive black metal tbhf. Depends on what type of artist you wanna be

I want my vocals to be heard

I've lost my shit and I cut myself

RAAAAARRRR ARRRRG with good riffs

But if you're just angry maybe something like Burzum or Behemoth would be better. Oh and any of the above will get you a total of 0 foid holes

 

[Demir]

this is the true incel music

 

[Deleted member 1410]

too bad you're far away. I'm a guitarist.

this is the true incel music

YES YES YES. Funeral Doom Metal, one of the best and the first.

 

[Deleted member 1410]

Also this

 

[janoycresva]

Plenty of tutorials out there. And being the vocalist will make you the center of attention. Funny thing, alot of black metal bands actually don't have bass. In fact, alot of black metal bands don't even play live. It doesn't get more incel than that.

This is true but sometimes I’ll hear some bass used by Drudkh but in general, yeah you’re right.

Screaming about inceldom is a good fit for depressive black metal tbhf. Depends on what type of artist you wanna be

I want my vocals to be heard

I've lost my shit and I cut myself

RAAAAARRRR ARRRRG with good riffs

But if you're just angry maybe something like Burzum or Behemoth would be better. Oh and any of the above will get you a total of 0 foid holes

Thanks for the tips

too bad you're far away. I'm a guitarist.


YES YES YES. Funeral Doom Metal, one of the best and the first.

I’m out in NYC or BOS for the majority of the year

 

[metal]

in this topic no one tagged me and Anger, never began when neither in a group of virgin and loser guys anyone considers you

 

[Deleted member 1410]

@metal my group needs a bassist.

 

[Angus13]

More likely a strung out junkie, you can move to the woods with.

Dude I insist, metal is the best music for incels, it's not all about the lovey dovey bullshit you get from most other genres, hell you can actually get a history lesson from listening to metal, it's mostly about wars and shit. It's angry rage music, it's perfect for incels.

 

[Deleted member 1410]

@Angus13 is correct.

 

[TheOnlyWei]

Dude I insist, metal is the best music for incels, it's not all about the lovey dovey bullshit you get from most other genres, hell you can actually get a history lesson from listening to metal, it's mostly about wars and shit. It's angry rage music, it's perfect for incels.

@Angus13 is correct.

 

[singularitymaxx]

if there aren’t mosh pits at your concerts women will just think you’re a pussy and you won’t get poon

 

[JustinSane]

2 questions.
1. Will it help me get chicks if I'm jacked af and shirtless when singing?
2. Are there any tutorials out there on how to get the vocals down?

I'll be playing bass and vocals, I need to find a few other members in my area.

Foids don't like black metal, unless you've murdered one of your own bandmembers and used the photo of the corpse as the cover art on your next album.

Dude I insist, metal is the best music for incels, it's not all about the lovey dovey bullshit you get from most other genres, hell you can actually get a history lesson from listening to metal, it's mostly about wars and shit. It's angry rage music, it's perfect for incels.

It's great to listen to while driving in a snowy winter at night.

 

[jerrycan dan]

if you're successful you might get laid, women are attracted to the attention musicians receive and will sleep with them to bask in some of it

 

[Albafronx]

Metal is gayer than fuck it's the least sexiest least cool music on Earth, you're an automatic basement dweller if you're in to metal. No woman except maybe a Texas bulldyke with freckles on her 40 inch tattooed forearms will like you.

It's all about hip hop nowadays. Hip hoppity hip hop ah you don't stop, mothafucka. Mothafucka mothafucka mothafucka, mothafucka.

 

[Anger]

If you´re nordic then you just need to go to SEA

 

[Deleted member 1410]

Metal is gayer than fuck it's the least sexiest least cool music on Earth, you're an automatic basement dweller if you're in to metal. No woman except maybe a Texas bulldyke with freckles on her 40 inch tattooed forearms will like you.

It's all about hip hop nowadays. Hip hoppity hip hop ah you don't stop, mothafucka. Mothafucka mothafucka mothafucka, mothafucka.

go fuck yourself you idignant nigger

 

[Deleted member 14577]

You'll get chicks if you get famous and black metal isn't the best way for. It can still get you laid if you make a name for yourself in the scene but the 80/20 rule still works and if you can't get into the top 20% of men you're gonna remain an incel.

Vocal guides ---> Google

 

[Blacktarpill]

black metal wont get you any girls

Always trust a bandcel when the thread is about bands.