I am cringing right now

[Weed]

I had my dick out.. I took anti depressant yesterday so I didn't cum for 1 hour now.. then I was like "ok break time m8" and now it's flaccid.. I put on a condom because my dick's skin is rubbing off from all that fapping... I had my porn full screen, ready to do stuff.. I was smacking my  flaccid dick on my stomach and from another leg to another thinking "dammit get up" and then comes my dad... I turn my head and look at him and he looks down on the ground and says "oh kitty hey !"... I am like.. "fuaaaark". Did he actually see it? I did some distance maths calculations and the chance is 50/50, depends on what angle I was sitting and where the pornstar was on the screen and it was in the middle so I think I convered a bit... but he heard my dick smacking sounds against my stomach I think.. I was smacking it as hard as possible..


Fuark I am cringing
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[VLÖ]

I think it's time for the R O P E.

 

[Deleted member 306]

Your dad should feel bad for the fact that his genes have made you a fapper

 

[Framecel222]

This happened because you didn't watch tranny porn like I told you to.

 

[Deleted member 1627]

He was disappointed you couldn't get your cawk hard. To make him proud walk up to him with a hard on.

 

[modus_coperandi]

I don't think he can get any less proud of you than he already is. If you're still a virgin at a certain age parents automatically assume that you're either gay or a freak.

 

[blickpall]

Perhaps you've indirectly blackpilled your dad into knowing his son is prone to (and needs to) do such things because of his lack of romantic success.

 

[Kointo1]

That's not a good look. He'll eventually bring it up if he saw and was bothered by it.

 

[jagged0]

It's over just R O P E!