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Serious i am being followed by police and am likely under some sort of investigation (not a schizo post)

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I just thought I was being paranoid but now I am almost 100% i am under some kind of investigation. Over the past week, these strange "coincidences" have been occurring.

yesterday there was a police car parked outside about a block away from my house, as I walked out the door to get in my car he suspiciously drove behind us for about 5 minutes through multiple turns, I disregarded this as just a coincidence and didn't think much of it, but weirdly as we got to the end of the street he pulled an illegal U-turn back towards the direction of my house (Wtf?)

A day after, my mom was driving me to work, there was a squad vehicle parked very closely to the entrance of my work place, I got out of the car and as I walked towards the door the police officer also got out of the car and walked very very close to me, just a coincidence right? The weird thing was I didnt see him go inside of any place he kind of just looked like he was walking in some random direction.

The following day as my work shift ended, I left out the back, I almost shit myself as there was a large dark van and police vehicle parked right outside the door of my work building, I literally almost broke into a full fucking sprint because the police officer got out of his vehicle before I got past him, and walked back around to the front of the building and went into a nearby food place, wtf? and this was not lunch hour or anything and he just had that suspicious demeanor of "trying to act casual" type of shit. I am pretty sure I saw him sitting by the window as well with a very small sandwich and he was eyeing me while I was waiting for my ride back home.

I've even had a police officer come inside my work for an "appointment" who asked me a lot of suspicious as absolute fuck questions like what I do in my free time and shit, I literally was sweating the whole time because I feel like im on the brink of having my door kicked in. This is the one that did it for me, having literal police officers coming in and asking me a whole ton of obviously intrusive questions in a bid to gather information about me is very very telling of an investigation.

The only thing im skeptical about is the fact that its police officers and not FBI agents or something but they could also be following me undercover. Ive had run ins with police before in my town but nothing serious enough to warrent a full investigation, they were mostly just me tripping balls on acid in a park or trespassing
 
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Answer this honestly,

Do you possess Child Pornography?

Have you Googled stuff like "How to make a bomb" or "how to get rid of a dead body" ?

Have you bullied anyone online? To the point where he/she committed suicide?

If No to all three then don't worry. It's most likely a big coincidence.
 
(((They))) stalk you precisely in order to make you paranoid, an essential factor in the etiology of schizophrenia.

Then once you are successfully made schizophrenic by (((them))), (((they))) will commit you into a mental institution, and force-feed you jewpills, which will make you even more deranged and trigger full-blown psychosis.

At this juncture, a glownigger will establish personal contact with you, and encourage your disaffection and violent tendencies, so that they can either entrap you in a mass-murder plot or look the other way as you proceed to commit mass-murder (whatever their current priorities are).

Source: a secret handbook that I retrieved from the remains of a glownigger I ran over.
 
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Should have had small talk with the officer. That way get him to tell you directly
Answer this honestly,

Do you possess Child Pornography?

Have you Googled stuff like "How to make a bomb" or "how to get rid of a dead body" ?

Have you bullied anyone online? To the point where he/she committed suicide?

If No to all three then don't worry. It's most likely a big coincidence.
Answer OP
Source: a secret handbook that I retrieved from the remains of a glownigger I ran over.
:waitwhat:
Should have had small talk with the officer. That way get him to tell you directly
Answer this honestly,

Do you possess Child Pornography?

Have you Googled stuff like "How to make a bomb" or "how to get rid of a dead body" ?

Have you bullied anyone online? To the point where he/she committed suicide?

If No to all three then don't worry. It's most likely a big coincidence.
Answer OP
Source: a secret handbook that I retrieved from the remains of a glownigger I ran over.
:waitwhat:
 
Should have had small talk with the officer. That way get him to tell you directly

Answer OP

:waitwhat:
Should have had small talk with the officer. That way get him to tell you directly

Answer OP

:waitwhat:

stfu fakecel i forgot to add u to ignore list. I am not gonna incriminate myself JFL
 
You’re committing the crime of being an ugly male
 
stfu fakecel i forgot to add u to ignore list. I am not gonna incriminate myself JFL
:feelsmega: Better get used to the faint light of glowniggers staring your house down until they get a warrant
 
Are you in the US? If you are, put in an FOIA request for yourself. I don't know if it covers active investigations, but it should up until a period of time.
 
EVERYONE KNOWS, THE BEST PLACE TO HIDE A DEAD BODY IS ON PAGE 2 OF GOOGLE SEARCH
 
EVERYONE KNOWS, THE BEST PLACE TO HIDE A DEAD BODY IS ON PAGE 2 OF GOOGLE SEARCH

What, your backyard is full already?
 
EVERYONE KNOWS, THE BEST PLACE TO HIDE A DEAD BODY IS ON PAGE 2 OF GOOGLE SEARCH

why hide a dead body when u can literally just burn it lol
 
why hide a dead body when u can literally just burn it lol

Dental records. You'd need an incinerator.

(I know way too many things than I should. It's going to get me in shit one of these days.)
 
Are you in the US? If you are, put in an FOIA request for yourself. I don't know if it covers active investigations, but it should up until a period of time.

i almost dont want to know because id imagine theres been a shit load of investigations done on me already id rather not see them following my internet activity for hte past like 5 years i would literally destroy my pc and destroy all my harddrives
 
Answer this honestly,

Do you possess Child Pornography?

Have you Googled stuff like "How to make a bomb" or "how to get rid of a dead body" ?

Have you bullied anyone online? To the point where he/she committed suicide?

If No to all three then don't worry. It's most likely a big coincidence.
Massive cope, my friend got sniped by the Canadian feds on this site because they didn't like what he was posting, his answers would be no to all of the above
 
Massive cope, my friend got sniped by the Canadian feds on this site because they didn't like what he was posting, his answers would be no to all of the above
LARP
Sniped? Lmao
 
his answers would be no to all of the above

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Dead srs while he may not of been literally sniped he was told to stop using the site or he could gain a criminal record and potentially arrested
Well that's Canada for you.
Thankfully I don't live there.
To be very honest I wouldn't be posting here if I lived in Canada tbh. It's too risky
 
Dead srs while he may not of been literally sniped he was told to stop using the site or he could gain a criminal record and potentially arrested

Ded srs? Not calling you or your friend a liar, but that's not what the feds do. If you have suspicious online activity, they let you keep doing it and collect enough intelligence and evidence to let the case against you argue itself when they arrest you with a warrant. The police directly intervenes only when there's immediate danger (like witnessing a crime, or being dispatched by 911), and when the feds come to arrest you they'll probably bring a tactical team (SWAT) - it's overkill, but they just want to swing their dicks (tbh they're there as a precaution in case you do end up being an armed criminal who's ready to open fire).

Which of your agencies approached him, and what did they say? If this was considered a criminal site, it would either be banned (wouldn't help, cos VPN), or everybody under their jurisdiction using it would be under investigation and nearly all of those investigations would turn out empty (surprise surprise). Does your friend have a history with the police?
 
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"are you following me cunt?"
 
I am curious, which country do you live in? If it's not a cuck country like jewnited states of america or canada then they can't do shit to you for merely shitposting or googling things, and if it is then start using TOR or something bucko
stfu fakecel i forgot to add u to ignore list. I am not gonna incriminate myself JFL
:waitwhat::waitwhat::waitwhat:
 
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Ded srs? Not calling you or your friend a liar, but that's not what the feds do. If you have suspicious online activity, they let you keep doing it and collect enough intelligence and evidence to let the case against you argue itself when they arrest you with a warrant. The police directly intervenes only when there's immediate danger (like witnessing a crime, or being dispatched by 911), and when the feds come to arrest you they'll probably bring a tactical team (SWAT) - it's overkill, but they just want to swing their dicks (tbh they're there as a precaution in case you do end up being an armed criminal who's ready to open fire).

Which of your agencies approached him, and what did they say? If this was considered a criminal site, it would either be banned (wouldn't help, cos VPN), or everybody under their jurisdiction using it would be under investigation and nearly all of those investigations would turn out empty (surprise surprise). Does your friend have a history with the police?
He does not have a history with the police, they intervened because they didn't want him to act on violence and thought getting him off the site would help. I dont know much about police agencies and my friend hasn't told me everything about the police interaction but I know that one of the officers was on the case of a shooting near my house (I live near a bunch of druggies)
 
He does not have a history with the police, they intervened because they didn't want him to act on violence and thought getting him off the site would help. I dont know much about police agencies and my friend hasn't told me everything about the police interaction but I know that one of the officers was on the case of a shooting near my house (I live near a bunch of druggies)

Your friend must have done something to get the attention of law enforcement. They simply don't have the resources and personnel to monitor everything and respond to any probable threat. It's possible that the police were investigating people around your neighborhood when the shooting happened and your buddy happened to be one of them, but again, there's a low chance of that. They would need reasonable suspicion to go and look into your online activity. Besides, drug/gang shootings aren't typical preceded by online forum posts. Text messages, maybe.
 
I sometimes get paranoid too. There was this one time a car drove by my house at midnight and I got extremely scared. I legitimately thought the police were raiding me. Turns out it was just a neighbor. Idk why I am paranoid as I don’t even do anything bad
 
(((They))) stalk you precisely in order to make you paranoid, an essential factor in the etiology of schizophrenia.

Then once you are successfully made schizophrenic by (((them))), (((they))) will commit you into a mental institution, and force-feed you jewpills, which will make you even more deranged and trigger full-blown psychosis.

At this juncture, a glownigger will establish personal contact with you, and encourage your disaffection and violent tendencies, so that they can either entrap you in a mass-murder plot or look the other way as you proceed to commit mass-murder (whatever their current priorities are).

Source: a secret handbook that I retrieved from the remains of a glownigger I ran over.
Do i atleast get laid in the psych ward?
 
OP is a former dope dealer(thugmaxxing thread)that haven't serve anytime. Prolly a good time to skip town or survivalmaxxing in some nearbi wilderness.
 
Massive cope, my friend got sniped by the Canadian feds on this site because they didn't like what he was posting, his answers would be no to all of the above
Was he @seija?
 

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