I am an allcel. I literally have all the incel traits except manletism and a small D

[FACEandLMS]

You name it, I got it.

Balding? Check
Long philtrum? Check
Futurama Leela-tier IPD? Check
Oldcel? Check
Ethnicel? Check
Retruded maxilla? Check
Anime-tier bug eyes? Check
Long midface? Check
Downwardgrown jaw? Check
Sparse eyebrows? Check
Bimaxillary protrusion? Check
Narrow skull? Check

CHECK CHECK CHECK

I can't even be bothered to write all my flaws out. Those are just the ones that came to mind.

Maybe the high from living vicariously through Chad on Tinder has worn off and the comedown is hard.

 

[nausea]

the high from living vicariously through Chad

what high?

 

[Octopusgun2]

I love being a subhuman.

 

[mylifeistrash]

face is god

this guy is in his 40s and shorter than you

and he could pull prime teen pussy without even trying

 

[rotandrise]

face is god

this guy is in his 40s and shorter than you

and he could pull prime teen pussy without even trying

Just lol @ not dying your beard grey in 2018

 

[Grain_of_sin]

Manlet and dickcel are two death sentences.

Consider yourself lucky.

 

[nausea]

Manlet and dickcel are two death sentences.
Consider yourself lucky.

dickcel is a myth

 

[FACEandLMS]

Just lol @ not dying ... in 2018

Fixed.