I am a white knight in shining armor now where is my noodle princess?

[Deleted member 33560]

I mog @ItisOver facially but he mogs me frame wise. Why does he have 3 noodle bitches pregnant meanwhile i’ve never touched a noodle? Shit is unfair i am white as mayo

 

[Deleted member 35428]

I mog @ItisOver facially but he mogs me frame wise. Why does he have 3 noodle bitches pregnant meanwhile i’ve never touched a noodle? Shit is unfair i am white as mayo

You need eyes of blue and hair of blonde. I am Slav with dark brown eyes and hair. Over.

 

[Jungle]

 

[Deleted member 33560]

You need eyes of blue and hair of blonde. I am Slav with dark brown eyes and hair. Over.

I am white but my hair and eyes are both shit color

 

[Kamikaze]

You need eyes of blue and hair of blonde. I am Slav with dark brown eyes and hair. Over.

You in slavland?

 

[Deleted member 35428]

You in slavland?

I live in Missouri.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Why does he have 3 noodle bitches pregnant meanwhile i’ve never touched a noodle? Shit is unfair i am white

 

[Deleted member 35428]

I am white but my hair and eyes are both shit color

Same, all WMAF couples have a guy with light eyes. The Asian chicks want a kid who looks as white as possible. They always end up looking Asian.

 

[Lolimancer]

You need eyes of blue and hair of blonde. I am Slav with dark brown eyes and hair. Over.

You will still do better than the average asian

 

[Deleted member 35428]

You will still do better than the average asian

Cope, I have truecel face and i'm 5'9. I get nothing unless if I simp.

 

[Deleted member 33560]

Same, all WMAF couples have a guy with light eyes. The Asian chicks want a kid who looks as white as possible. They always end up looking Asian.

Hapa childs are very unlikely to inherit light eye genes

 

[Deleted member 35428]

Hapa childs are very unlikely to inherit light eye genes

My mom has blue eyes, I have my dad's eyes. But eye area matters much more.

 

[AllanKing]

this is your noodlewhore，come to take her

 

[Lolimancer]

Cope, I have truecel face and i'm 5'9. I get nothing unless if I simp.

ok , but if your face was like ItsOver with black hair and dark eyes you would still slay tbh

 

[fast_curry]

JFL cumskins expect noodlewhores to be the cheapest goods that'll come for free whereas ricecels spend their entire life simping for noodles yet still end up with nothing.

 

[Deleted member 35428]

ok , but if your face was like @ItisOver with black hair and dark eyes you would still slay tbh

I have a big hooked nose, small jaw, droopy eyes, and a long midface (1.7). I also have dogshit frame.

 

[Lolimancer]

I have a big hooked nose, small jaw, droopy eyes, and a long midface (1.7). I also have dogshit frame.

sry to hear that

 

[Deleted member 33560]

this is your noodlewhore，come to take her

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YES!!! I LOVE NOODLES!!! She should come suck on my whitu cocku!!!1

 

[Deleted member 35428]

sry to hear that

 

[Deleted member 35428]

remember boyo, better to be alone than simp/cuck

I was a simp. I paid for meals, complimented girls, listened to problems etc. I never got beyond a few 3 second hugs.

 

[Deleted member 35428]

brutal
i never did any of those and i got one hug

Mogs me, I also used to browse inceltears occasionally, then I watched one FaceandLMS video and boom. Everything made sense.

 

[Deleted member 35245]

You need eyes of blue and hair of blonde. I am Slav with dark brown eyes and hair. Over.

Bone structure>eye or hair color.

I mog @ItisOver facially but he mogs me frame wise. Why does he have 3 noodle bitches pregnant meanwhile i’ve never touched a noodle? Shit is unfair i am white as mayo

This nigga facemogs me.

 

[Deleted member 33560]

Bone structure>eye or hair color.

This nigga facemogs me.

Do you shitmog me?

 

[Deleted member 35245]

Do you shitmog me?

I'm bulking rn, so probably yes

 

[Deleted member 35428]

it was when i was 9 or 10 so it doesnt even count ngl

i started with IWH late august last year, i realized it was over for me before i was born

Shortcels was my home, IWH had interesting moderation, I'm still unsure how a whale can use a computer.

 

[Deleted member 35428]

well we have a gorilla and a pony on here so its possible

Jfl, I'm happy I can speak to manlet truecels here though regardless. I'm glad the tall white guy got banned.

 

[Deleted member 35245]

Do you shitmog me?

Holes rated me 3/10 irl btw. Did foids rate you?

 

[Deleted member 31122]

itsover is a fucking ChadLet if you mog him what the fuck you are doing here ?

 

[Deleted member 35245]

im a manlet truecel as well

Cope. You facemog me to a different realm

 

[Transcended Trucel]

itsover is a fucking ChadLet if you mog him what the fuck you are doing here ?

 

[Deleted member 33560]

I'm bulking rn, so probably yes

So you take fat shits?

 

[Deleted member 35245]

So you take fat shits?

Ye

 

[ineedassistance]

Which one would you date (hypothetically)? Unsplash photos

 

[Deleted member 33560]

Which one would you date (hypothetically)? Unsplash photos

Id date both.

 

[ineedassistance]

Id date both.

If you had to pick one between all three

 

[Deleted member 33560]

If you had to pick one between all three

Girl with the cap easily. The other two are kind of meh but id still fuck them easily

 

[remincel]

itsOver mogs me to oblivion both face-wise and body-wise.

I never stood a chance.

 

[SCP-Gorillion]

this is your noodlewhore，come to take her

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bit cucked you seem to simp for noodles i used to be same when i simped for european women