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I am a virgin oldcel and I want to get a hooker

ropecell

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I live in Germany (Berlin) so it is legal here :feelsEhh:
Any advice from other Germancels?
I only like asians.
 
If you're gonna get one then get a good one also don't take her to your place ever

I only like asians.
Dedsrs? jungle fever
 
Good luck fellow oldcel.

I had a Moldavian escort in Austria. Not sure about buying rice in Germany. Update asap.
 
If they’re legal where you are how have you not tried one yet?
 
I looked up, and found only 5 rices in Berlin. So sad Merkel did not open the borders for ricefoids.
If they’re legal where you are how have you not tried one yet?
I am a little autistic. I don't know if I will be able to.
 
I looked up, and found only 5 rices in Berlin. So sad Merkel did not open the borders for ricefoids.

I am authistic. I don't know if I will be able to.
Like 5 ricescorts or 5 rice brothels?

Depending on cashflow, if you want your first time to be relaxed and memorable, try sugarcel.
 
Like 5 ricescorts or 5 rice brothels?

Depending on cashflow, if you want your first time to be relaxed and memorable, try sugarcel.
There are only 5 rice foids selling themselves in Berlin. No joke!
If you know a place I would like to go, and coom on their faces.
 
There are only 5 rice foids selling themselves in Berlin. No joke!
Really? :feelshehe: That's crazy. Where I am (anglosphere) half are some type of Asian.

Seriously, look into sugar while you're at it.
 
Really? :feelshehe: That's crazy. Where I am (anglosphere) half are some type of Asian.

Seriously, look into sugar while you're at it.
What do you mean with sugar?
Sugar daddy?
 
What do you mean with sugar?
Sugar daddy?
Yes, where you are the sugar provider.
You may be able organise an one-off meet with a sugarfoid. Idk too much about Germany, but worth investigating.
 
Yes, where you are the sugar provider.
You may be able organise an one-off meet with a sugarfoid. Idk too much about Germany, but worth investigating.
I don't even make a medium income!
 
I don't even make a medium income!
One off meet should be similar to high end escort price.
I hear Germany has entire brothel complexes. Maybe go check those out in person - windows shop, if you like, until you find your dream rice.
 
One off meet should be similar to high end escort price.
I hear Germany has entire brothel complexes. Maybe go check those out in person - windows shop, if you like, until you find your dream rice.
Thay are all closed due to Covid.
 
An I don't want to go to a brothel, too many people.
I want something more discrete you know
Yeah I get it.
One thing I forgot to mention is that lots ricescorts work for agencies that only cater to ricemen. If you have a rice friend they might be able to hook you up with the agencies.
 
Yeah I get it.
One thing I forgot to mention is that lots ricescorts work for agencies that only cater to ricemen. If you have a rice friend they might be able to hook you up with the agencies.
I have no friends, but thanks for the advice
 
Good to know, GrAYcel
 

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