I am a rat

[Vermilioncore]

Back in 7th grade a femoid told me I look like a rat. She was dating a chadlite. Now she's with some fat Mexican guy.....

 

[blackcel]

No you're a bird

That is Mr. Dancing Bird to you, you philistine.

 

[Blacktarpill]

My classmates once told me that i looked like sid from the ice age.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

 

[Insomniac]

vermins me

 

[Pigman]

I look like a gorilla

 

[Joelossus]

That's funny, my classmates used to call me a Rat aswell.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I look like a gorilla

Gorillas are chads

 

[Blacktarpill]

Btw i just remembered, 2 years ago a femoid called me a small rat.

I look like a gorilla

But your name says youre a pig

 

[Vermilioncore]

Btw i just remembered, 2 years ago a femoid called me a small rat.

Eat her pussy cheese like a mousey

 

[Pigman]

Btw i just remembered, 2 years ago a femoid called me a small rat.

But your name says youre a pig

My face looks like a gorilla but my body looks like a pig. It’s hard to explain

 

[Blacktarpill]

Eat her pussy cheese like a mousey

Eww, i hate cheese. I also hate the way pussy looks.

 

[Vermilioncore]

My face looks like a gorilla but my body looks like a pig. It’s hard to explain

It's over for hybridcels

 

[Dionysus]

One said I looked like I would become a rapist no joke

 

[Vermilioncore]

One said I looked like I would become a rapist no joke

Oh shit, I barley remembered, in the same grade a foid told me that too. She said, "you look like a rapist" and I thought she said I look racist, so I said, "I look racist?" And she laughed and said, "no, you look a rapist teehee"

 

[BraccusRex]

Oh shit, I barley remembered, in the same grade a foid told me that too. She said, "you look like a rapist" and I thought she said I look racist, so I said, "I look racist?" And she laughed and said, "no, you look a rapist teehee"

Should've raped her. Foids crave validation, could've validated her opinion.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Should've raped her. Foids crave validation, could've validated her opinion.

I should've done it...I regret not doing it

 

[2340922]

No you're a bird

dancing bird

 

[Rensudesu]

Back in 7th grade a femoid told me I look like a rat. She was dating a chadlite. Now she's with some fat Mexican guy.....

You just need some digital style/dancing bro

 

[seija]

I get called a pig quite a bit by my friend as a joke. Other people would just call me dumb & stupid names back in middle school and I would go apeshit on them.

 

[ihaveno1]

just be ratatouille theory

Spoiler

 

[BrendioEEE]

Mexicans win again

 

[FinnCel]

Being a rat in Finland means being a drug user

 

[Vermilioncore]

You just need some digital style/dancing bro

 

[Emba]

I ate a field rat once. It was stringy and bland. I can understand why rural Asians spice them so much.