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I am a Dickcel (Peniscel) and 99.9999% of women don't want to sleep with me or have kids with me.

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We're talking half-penis. 2 or 3 or barely 4. It's super small. And most women don't want to be with me. I'm 5' 11" 230lbs looking normal and face hair and women don't pay attention to me or if I get a bonet, they laugh and walk away. It sucks. The only woman that seems to care is one that is online and she's THICC, but it’s like she only wants gifts and money and I need to be "Superman Batman". 99.9999% of women don't even pretend to care about me. Why are most women incapable of giving a smallpeanus a chance and literally give a bigpeanus tons of free gifts and a place to live.
 
I mean women can't see your dick so unless you're having sex that doesn't make any sense.
 
Brutal being a dickcel at that height.
 
The only woman that seems to care is one that is online and she's THICC, but it’s like she only wants gifts and money and I need to be "Superman Batman". 99.9999% of women don't even pretend to care about me
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LastGerman
@LastGerman thoughts?
"The only woman that seems to care ..."
What do you think?
 
5' 11" 230lbs
You're obese man.
as a man's belly grows, so does his pubic pad. This area at the base of the penis grows out over the penis, hiding that portion underneath a layer of fat.
It's estimated that every 40-50 extra pounds a man gain hides about an inch of his penis in this way.
Idk how accurate is the above but I've often noticed that fat men tend to have smaller dicks.
@LastGerman do you have any data about that?
 
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99.9999% of women don't want to sleep with me or have kids with me.​

0.0001% of women want to sleep with you? Chad out! :chad::banhammer:
 
and then there are some people who dont believe the dickpill
 
You're obese man.

Idk how accurate is the above but I've often noticed that fat men tend to have smaller dicks.
@LastGerman do you have any data about that?

This is why they go for bone pressed, although, I do not think, that is accurate. I think, that most trying to cheat with it and trying to add half an inch or even an inch by pressing really hard. Yet, I have read stories where someone, that was obese, managed to lose weight and gained like 2 inches or even more. It seems like, that it is somewhat similar to looks in that regard. Underneath the fat, there are looks. In this case, underneath the fat, there is actually a big penis.
 
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GrAYlocaust NOW.
 
I was always small. The thing is why do 99.9999% of women hate small guys?!
because they are bitches and the world is unfair, as @LastGerman says there is no reason why the penis size in males has to be so varied, but it is like this and since vaginas are very flexible they prefer big dicks
 
You didn't say 100% so either there's a chance or you're a fakecel.
 
You didn't say 100% so either there's a chance or you're a fakecel.

Fine. The online girl wants money money money and gifts gifts gifts and her wanting me to get shredded is secondary and I'm poor and can't afford the gym right now or gifts for her. I'm not a fakecel. Literally every other woman in the entire world out of 8,000,000,000 doesn't want to be with me and Mary is the only one that wants to be with me but I got to be shredded like Superman (having a little extra chubby doesn't matter) and rich kind of like Batman. I have to be her Superman Batman. We live in 2 different states. She's the only one out there, but she might leave (If she leaves, I will have no one).

It's just one girl. And she has me blocked on Facebook and Messenger because I'm having money issues. If I become more poor, she leaves and I will have NOBODY FOREVER!


This is her. She wants me to give her gifts and money and be loaded like a prince to treat her like a Disney Princess and also I got to go to gym.
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I'm poor as fuck. Not only a dickcel, but a poorcel.
 
Fine. The online girl wants money money money and gifts gifts gifts and her wanting me to get shredded is secondary and I'm poor and can't afford the gym right now or gifts for her. I'm not a fakecel. Literally every other woman in the entire world out of 8,000,000,000 doesn't want to be with me and Mary is the only one that wants to be with me but I got to be shredded like Superman (having a little extra chubby doesn't matter) and rich kind of like Batman. I have to be her Superman Batman. We live in 2 different states. She's the only one out there, but she might leave (If she leaves, I will have no one).

It's just one girl. And she has me blocked on Facebook and Messenger because I'm having money issues. If I become more poor, she leaves and I will have NOBODY FOREVER!


This is her. She wants me to give her gifts and money and be loaded like a prince to treat her like a Disney Princess and also I got to go to gym.
Messenger-creation-635970396211422.gif



I'm poor as fuck. Not only a dickcel, but a poorcel.
Words are failling me. You're gonna get banned but before you do, listen to this advice: DON'T GIVE HER A FUCKING DIME.
 
Words are failling me. You're gonna get banned but before you do, listen to this advice: DON'T GIVE HER A FUCKING DIME.

Why am I gonna get banned? I'm a poorcel and a dickcel. I didn't do anything wrong.
 
Why am I gonna get banned? I'm a poorcel and a dickcel. I didn't do anything wrong.
You said she wants to get with you. Did I read that wrong?
 
You said she wants to get with you. Did I read that wrong?

I don't know if it's going to move past online. Basically I'm starving for love and if giving her gifts is how she sends me love messages and pictures, then that's better than nothing. We never met in real life.
 
This is what I was referring to.

I just don't want anyone to say, "Ha ha! Nanopeanus! You don't have a girlfriend!". So even if the relationship is going nowhere.

I'm poor. I wish I had more money. If I have to pay money and gifts to pretend to have a normal life and girlfriend, so be it.
 
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I paid money and gifts for over a year to have a THICC girl of my dreams girlfriend experience. In reality, I'm a dateless loser.
 
I'd smash. If she's willing to fuck you if you pay her I would probably do it as long as she's not obese. I would definitely not have her as a sugar baby though.
 
I'd smash. If she's willing to fuck you if you pay her I would probably do it as long as she's not obese. I would definitely not have her as a sugar baby though.

In the beginning, everything was like Disney and lovey dovey. She tricked me. Then, I was going to the gym to get shredded and I was giving her a few gifts, but then she asked for more. Back then, things were good. And she sent me pictures and hearts. And I thought I found the one and imagined myself together forever with her. But then, I started having economic trouble since Trump became president. And then, she acted distant. And it all went downhill since me not having much money. And she asks for money and is blocking me on Facebook and Messenger. She might have only wanted money and gifts all along.
 
Fine. The online girl wants money money money and gifts gifts gifts and her wanting me to get shredded is secondary and I'm poor and can't afford the gym right now or gifts for her. I'm not a fakecel. Literally every other woman in the entire world out of 8,000,000,000 doesn't want to be with me and Mary is the only one that wants to be with me but I got to be shredded like Superman (having a little extra chubby doesn't matter) and rich kind of like Batman. I have to be her Superman Batman. We live in 2 different states. She's the only one out there, but she might leave (If she leaves, I will have no one).

It's just one girl. And she has me blocked on Facebook and Messenger because I'm having money issues. If I become more poor, she leaves and I will have NOBODY FOREVER!


This is her. She wants me to give her gifts and money and be loaded like a prince to treat her like a Disney Princess and also I got to go to gym.
Messenger-creation-635970396211422.gif



I'm poor as fuck. Not only a dickcel, but a poorcel.
What a cuck. I hope that you stay poor.
 
I figured it out. I'm not only fatcel, dickcel, poorcel, but I'm also uglycel, and I'm bad-breath-cel.
 
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I figured it out. I'm not only fatcel, dickcel, poorcel, but I'm also uglycel, and I'm bad-breath-cel.
No dude, woman are not everything in life. Clawback your dignity, never be a betabux in this life.
 
But I'm not Chad and Mary is faithful.
How do you know that she is faithful? She is already abusing you financially man, just open your eyes and see through your delusions. Please, end this relationship for your mental health.
 
How do you know that she is faithful? She is already abusing you financially man, just open your eyes and see through your delusions. Please, end this relationship for your mental health.
I'm probably going to have to end the relationship and be alone, FOREVER. She's draining my pockets dry, and I'm poor. She was the closest thing I had to an ideal relationship in terms of most things.
 

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