JFL I almost passed out at 4 am due to eating two durums

[Yabadadabadoo]

My manlet body cant process a lot of food, specially at night. I decided to order two durums + fríes + coke(drink of course) so I knew there was a posiblity of this happening.

I woke up at 4am feeling super dizzy, I felt like I was about to pass out so I sat in a the floor with the following position (1)

After some seconds I started losing some sensatory and motor abilities but then I came back. JFL at me for this

 

[Animecel2D]

you almost died

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

you almost died

Not really

 

[jackhanma]

too much salt maybe...?

 

[gymletethnicel]

thats brutal happens to me all the time when i order pizza, but i keep doing it anyway
manlet bodies arent designed to deal with the current era of goyslop maxxing

 

[ThereWillBeBlood]

i dont pass out but i usually feel like passing out when i eat a lot of food at once.

 

[fullofchagrin]

I decided to order two durums + fríes + coke

blasphemy. you are supposed to drink ayran with dürüm

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

too much salt maybe...?

Could be

thats brutal happens to me all the time when i order pizza, but i keep doing it anyway
manlet bodies arent designed to deal with the current era of goyslop maxxing

Basically

blasphemy. you are supposed to drink ayran with dürüm

 

[Friezacel]

blasphemy. you are supposed to drink ayran with dürüm

Uludag mogs

 

[fullofchagrin]

Uludag mogs

the sparkling water with fruit taste? yeah those are also great. but the bottles are way too small for the price tbh

 

[stalkerKiller]

Happens to the best of us

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

you almost died

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

What is a durum lol

 

[Paladin]

What is a durum lol

A dürüm or dürme is a wrap that is usually filled with typical döner kebab ingredients. The wrap is made from lavash or yufka flatbreads. It is common as a street food in Turkey and many other European countries, but can also be found in sit-down restaurants. It usually costs about 10% more than a normal döner.

I also didn't know before I searched it tbh

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

A dürüm or dürme is a wrap that is usually filled with typical döner kebab ingredients. The wrap is made from lavash or yufka flatbreads. It is common as a street food in Turkey and many other European countries, but can also be found in sit-down restaurants. It usually costs about 10% more than a normal döner.

I also didn't know before I searched it tbh

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

A dürüm or dürme is a wrap that is usually filled with typical döner kebab ingredients. The wrap is made from lavash or yufka flatbreads. It is common as a street food in Turkey and many other European countries, but can also be found in sit-down restaurants. It usually costs about 10% more than a normal döner.

I also didn't know before I searched it tbh

What's a doner

 

[Paladin]

What's a doner

Doner kebab or döner kebab is a dish of Turkish origin made of meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Doner kebab or döner kebab is a dish of Turkish origin made of meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie.

Nice

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

What is a durum lol

Turkish slop