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Story I almost had sex earlier today

Darth Aries

Darth Aries

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I went to the supermarket earlier today, to buy some cheese and bacon, you know? So I went up to the girl working there and she said: "Good morning, how can I help you?"

I couldn't believe this naughty bitch was offering herself to me at 7 am, but I managed to keep myself calm and said: "Good morning. I want 300g of mozzarella cheese and 300g of bacon please."

She started working on my order, and after a while she came to me and said "Sir, I acidentally put 350g of cheese instead of 300g. Can I leave it or do you want me to take some off?"

Holy fucking shit. I couldn't believe what this cum-addicted slut just said. She knew I only wanted 300g of cheese, but instead of giving me what I asked for she decided to try to have sex with me. I'm gonna explain it to you: what's the difference between 300g and 350g of cheese? That's right, 50 grams. What else has 50 grams? Yes, that's the average weight of a condom packaging, and also the average amount of sperm expelled during a sexual act. And worst of all, do you know which sentence has 50 letters? "Oh daddy please destroy my pussy and cum in my little slut ass".

I was shocked at the audacity of this whore, but I was better than this. I told her to take a little bit of cheese off, and she said: "is 308g alright sir?" I was shaking and sharting at this point. I couldn't believe she was humiliating herself like this. Do you know what has 8 letters? "I love you". But I didn't love her, I didn't love this attention deprived thot back. So I just said: "I'm not going to give in to your schemes. You should value yourself more, you are better than this".

As I was paying for my products at the cashier I could hear a great commotion, and I saw that the girl and all the other female employees were crying in unison. I left the supermarket knowing that I did the right thing.
 
And why didnt you?
 
Read every letter.
 
that makes up for every letter i did read, which was 0
Paper Notes GIF by Worcester Warriors
 
“Careful the pies are hot”
 
schizomaxxxed more than my brain at 5am with succubus foid knocking at my window
 
The fetishes that life-long lack of pussy gives to men...
 
Little tip: The average slut does this to every customer that walks in. They want to trap you into a sexual assault case. Thanks to the 19th amendment they get away with ludicrous actions like that. This is a type of dark psychology that foids use to trap victims while also getting what they want. Applauds to you for seeing through this.
 
Another day on chads.is :hax:
 
Also this is you OP if you’re right and she was interested
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