I almost got beat up by a little girl

[Clavicus Vile]

I was at a store in the toy aisle looking for squish mallows to add to my collection, and possibly other plushies. And then randomly this little girl ran into the aisle and was standing next to me, looked to be about 7. I was so scared man, I thought that was gonna be it. Someone would hit me with a false accusation and I’d be in cuffs due to my looks and proximity to a child.

Luckily nothing happened. The girl didn’t seem to pay me any mind, looked at me once and that was it. She was more interested in touching the plushies and looking at them. Then her mom called her back and she ran back to her in the next aisle. Im surprised she didn’t scream as soon as she saw me.

 

[Skelly]

Interesting

 

[DarkSneezer]

looked to be about 7

Eh, like 7 years too young to make it interesting

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

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[Deleted member 8078]

Eh, like 7 years too young to make it interesting

 

[DarkSneezer]

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[DBS]

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[Pancakecel]

She was using her incel detector to scan you

 

[Glassness]

Her incel antenna hasn't developed yet

 

[Grodd]

Interesting

 

[petricel]

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[Paladin]

 

[Dr. Butane]

looking for squish mallows to add to my collection

 

[friedrllyudidntknow]

looking for squish mallows to add to my collection

Which ones do you currently have

 

[PolarIce20]

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[over_department]

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[Spooky_Heejin]

And then randomly this little girl ran into the aisle and was standing next to me, looked to be about 7. I was so scared man, I thought that was gonna be it. Someone would hit me with a false accusation and I’d be in cuffs due to my looks and proximity to a child.

I'm always scared of someone accusing me of shit like that too. I always stay away from kids because of it and never let them get close.

 

[unhingedsamsung]

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[Sheogorath]

at what point did the preteen girl actually assault him? I'm not seeing it

 

[Sugar Cookie]

You give me life, brother man.

 

[gluttony]

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[pointless Existence]

at what point did the preteen girl actually assault him? I'm not seeing it

"Almost"

 

[anglocelticcel]

i get you, I’m scared of being false accused but nothing NORMALLY happens