Serious I almost blew my cover

[LitVirgin]

Im a closet virgin and also in the military so of the guys were talking about not getting any foriegn women pregnant within a 24 hour time span on a deployment. I chipped in and said well you dont have to worry about that its nearly impossible and they all looked at me like I was retarded apparently getting laid for them with strangers is second nature.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

They know

 

[Deleted member 20659]

You post from the military headquarters?

 

[crestfallencel]

I would think it would be easy to hookermaxx in the military, no?

 

[Lookscel]

Try not to reveal your power level next time

Also

You post from the military headquarters?

 

[FinnCel]

Soon you'll be court martialed for not respecting waamen

 

[Emba]

Sir yes sir!

Spoiler

simper fi!

 

[WarriorSkull]

Pretend you've gotten laid at least once is rule 1 of effective normie camo

 

[truthpill]

Pretend you've gotten laid at least once is rule 1 of effective normie camo

I second this, if anyone irl ever asks me if I've been laid I'm probably gonna say atleast 2 times. Fucking normgroids seem to respect degenerates who get laid.

 

[Deleted member 16608]

Duderino I hope you're behind a vpn or some shit cause the glowniggers are gonna come down hard on you if you're in the military.

 

[Justdone]

They going to haze you because they lack the abilities to see that being a virgin is something that shouldn’t be shamed but they don’t like the fact you’re undesirable

 

[LitVirgin]

You post from the military headquarters?

No

Pretend you've gotten laid at least once is rule 1 of effective normie camo

Idk if how to lie though idk how women interact with dudes