JFL I accidentally drank my piss

[Deleted member 17719]

Sometimes if I have to piss during the night instead of waking up the house with the toilet flushing I would piss in a bottle and empty it in the morning. I actually used to use piss bottles all the time years ago as I was addicted to feeling the heat of the bottle but I stopped that. Anyway I had pissed in a milkshake bottle and forgot to empty it, a month later I find it and think it is milkshake mixture so I decide to make a milkshake. When I poured it into the glass of milk I noticed how it wasn't turning pink, I assumed it was just because of the poor lighting in the kitchen and I took a sip, it didn't actually taste that strong but when I realised it didn't taste of raspberry I remembered I had pissed in the bottle.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

 

[Vermilioncore]

Pissshake

 

[azakhan]

 

[Newbie17]

@Saudade thoughts on that?

 

[Heisenberg]

I did the same shit dude lmao. I piss in bottles too. I accidentally drank out of one in the middle of the night

 

[zangano1]

this why you inkwell

 

[Sweedee]

over for pisscels

 

[Idotms]

WTF.
Just go to the toilet, for fuck sake.

I heard about a guy who putted his leg down in a bucket, when he needed to pee.
He lived in small apartment with the family in one room.
He would pee on his leg and the pee would flow down in the bucket, so it wouldn't wake the family up.
It happened when he was a kid during the 19th century or something.

 

[Saudade]

@Saudade thoughts on that?

>piss bottles

 

[RollD20]

Geesus is going to the toilet that hard?

 

[Emba]

Do flies go with that shake?

 

[omnigold]

JFL the lighting must have been really bad.

 

[Indari]

I did the same shit dude lmao. I piss in bottles too. I accidentally drank out of one in the middle of the night

Sometimes if I have to piss during the night instead of waking up the house with the toilet flushing I would piss in a bottle and empty it in the morning. I actually used to use piss bottles all the time years ago as I was addicted to feeling the heat of the bottle but I stopped that. Anyway I had pissed in a milkshake bottle and forgot to empty it, a month later I find it and think it is milkshake mixture so I decide to make a milkshake. When I poured it into the glass of milk I noticed how it wasn't turning pink, I assumed it was just because of the poor lighting in the kitchen and I took a sip, it didn't actually taste that strong but when I realised it didn't taste of raspberry I remembered I had pissed in the bottle.

discutsting fageets

 

[ScornedStoic]

Fuuuuuuuck

 

[IncelGolem]

Happened to me once. I once pissed in an empty beer bottle (and the rest in a soda bottle). The next day as I was cleaning up I noticed one of the beer bottles was still full. You know what happened next.

 

[FinnCel]

Wtf man?

 

[Saudade]

I did the same shit dude lmao. I piss in bottles too. I accidentally drank out of one in the middle of the night

What is the exact reason for so many people to piss in the bottles? Am i just out of touch or what?

 

[Aziz]

I can honesty relate

 

[Monk of Failure]

Don't eat your poop next time.

 

[Clonecel]

over for pisscels

 

[pp183]

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lold

 

[CumBoy]

Incel Trait: swallowing your own piss

 

[Daydreamincel]

discutsting fageets

 

[Transcended Trucel]

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[Deleted member 21883]

The Irish are really hardcore with their truck driver simulation vidya.

 

[Newbie17]

lold

One glass of piss, please

 

[Hate_my_life]

Incel Trait: swallowing your own piss

Guess I'm a Chad.

 

[TINMAN]

It seems you are awakening your inner bear grylls. Sometimes in a survival situation you just have to drink your own piss.

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[CumBoy]

Guess I'm a Chad.