Summer is near… The time when the winners in life come out to show their winning genetics. The time when every other foidanimal is dressed like a trashy whore. The time of seeing couples and friend groups everywhere you go, and ultimately THE TIME WHERE OUR SUBHUMANITY IS GLARING TO THE REST OF SOCIETY.
Summer is the main test to see where you stand among the rest of humanity. There are many different things that a normal person does during the summer, such as hanging out with friends every day and getting drunk as shit at a party, club, or bar and making out with some sluts. these are all important, but ultimately YOU NEED TO BE HAVING SEX. THIS IS WHAT SUMMER IS ALL ABOUT. having sex in the winter, autumn, or the spring is also valid BUT ITS NOT LIKE HAVING SEX IN THE SUMMER. THE WEATHER IS WARM, BEACHES ARE FULL OF PEOPLE, VACATIONS ARE TAKEN, AND PEOPLE ARE JUST OVERALL TYPICALLY IN GOOD SPIRITS AROUND THIS TIME. THIS IS THE TIME OF HEDONISM AND THE FULFILLMENT OF CARNAL DESIRES. IF YOU WANT TO BE ACCEPTED INTO THE TRIBE OF HUMANITY AND FEEL A SENSE OF NORMALITY YOU MUST BE HAVING SEX LIKE A FUCKING DEGENERATE DURING THIS TIME. IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCNG ANYTHING LESS THAN THIS THEN YOU ARE PERMANENTLY MENTALLY SCARRED WITH A 0% CHANCE OF RECOVERY.
My rage for summer can no longer be contained. THIS IS WHAT WE ARE MISSING OUT ON. THE FACT THAT WE ARE DENIED OF SEX DURING ANY OTHER PART OF THE YEAR IS AN INJUSTICE, HOWEVER THE FACT WE ARE ALSO DENIED OF SEX DURING THE SUMMER IS A FUCKING DEATH SENTENCE. IT IS A SIGNAL FROM SOCIETY THAT BASICALLY SAYS “YOU ARE AN EXPENDABLE AND DEFECTIVE HUMAN BEING AND YOU ARE SIMPLY BETTER OFF DEAD”. WHILE THE REST OF SOCIETY GETS TO ENGAGE IN DEBAUCHERY AND MAKE LONG LASTING MEMORIES THAT MAKE THEIR BRAINS PROPERLY DEVELOP THEM INTO PROPER, HEALTHY, HAPPY, NORMAL FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEINGS, WE ARE CRUELLY EXCLUDED FROM THIS IMPORTANT RITE OF PASSAGE AND THERE IS NO TURNING BACK FROM THIS. EVERY SUMMER THAT PASSES BY WITH YOU STILL REMAINING A VIRGIN, YOUR BRAIN WILL CONTINUE TO ROT. IF YOU ARE SUBHUMAN THERE IS NO WAY OUT OF THIS. THIS IS AN ACT OF OPPRESSION BY SOCIETY THAT NO AMOUNT OF REPARATIONS CAN EVER FIX.
It’s over.
Summer is the main test to see where you stand among the rest of humanity. There are many different things that a normal person does during the summer, such as hanging out with friends every day and getting drunk as shit at a party, club, or bar and making out with some sluts. these are all important, but ultimately YOU NEED TO BE HAVING SEX. THIS IS WHAT SUMMER IS ALL ABOUT. having sex in the winter, autumn, or the spring is also valid BUT ITS NOT LIKE HAVING SEX IN THE SUMMER. THE WEATHER IS WARM, BEACHES ARE FULL OF PEOPLE, VACATIONS ARE TAKEN, AND PEOPLE ARE JUST OVERALL TYPICALLY IN GOOD SPIRITS AROUND THIS TIME. THIS IS THE TIME OF HEDONISM AND THE FULFILLMENT OF CARNAL DESIRES. IF YOU WANT TO BE ACCEPTED INTO THE TRIBE OF HUMANITY AND FEEL A SENSE OF NORMALITY YOU MUST BE HAVING SEX LIKE A FUCKING DEGENERATE DURING THIS TIME. IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCNG ANYTHING LESS THAN THIS THEN YOU ARE PERMANENTLY MENTALLY SCARRED WITH A 0% CHANCE OF RECOVERY.
My rage for summer can no longer be contained. THIS IS WHAT WE ARE MISSING OUT ON. THE FACT THAT WE ARE DENIED OF SEX DURING ANY OTHER PART OF THE YEAR IS AN INJUSTICE, HOWEVER THE FACT WE ARE ALSO DENIED OF SEX DURING THE SUMMER IS A FUCKING DEATH SENTENCE. IT IS A SIGNAL FROM SOCIETY THAT BASICALLY SAYS “YOU ARE AN EXPENDABLE AND DEFECTIVE HUMAN BEING AND YOU ARE SIMPLY BETTER OFF DEAD”. WHILE THE REST OF SOCIETY GETS TO ENGAGE IN DEBAUCHERY AND MAKE LONG LASTING MEMORIES THAT MAKE THEIR BRAINS PROPERLY DEVELOP THEM INTO PROPER, HEALTHY, HAPPY, NORMAL FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEINGS, WE ARE CRUELLY EXCLUDED FROM THIS IMPORTANT RITE OF PASSAGE AND THERE IS NO TURNING BACK FROM THIS. EVERY SUMMER THAT PASSES BY WITH YOU STILL REMAINING A VIRGIN, YOUR BRAIN WILL CONTINUE TO ROT. IF YOU ARE SUBHUMAN THERE IS NO WAY OUT OF THIS. THIS IS AN ACT OF OPPRESSION BY SOCIETY THAT NO AMOUNT OF REPARATIONS CAN EVER FIX.
It’s over.
