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Experiment Hypothetical: you died and go to heaven

Ellsworth

Ellsworth

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Do you ask Jesus “why inceldom?” Or do you just let it be and enjoy heaven.
 
I let it be. I'm smarter than Jesus and I would have created a better and more exciting world.

I'll just pass by him and enjoy heaven sleeping every day for eternity and maybe drink tea in-between sleeps.
 
I would ask to have my memory of this life to be wiped, be reborn as Gigachad, then life a life of pure hedonism, repent at the last minute, then get 72 virgins in heaven.

I don't see any other reasonable choice tbhtbhngl
 
Of course I would ask
full
 
Jesus would have to make up my life of inceldom by providing me an afterlife full of sex with top quality foids.
 
I hope I'm going to heaven and not hell.
 
I'd enjoy until I get bored of it then I'll ask
 
Inceldom is the last topic I would discuss
 
I fuck as many 10/10 heaven women as possible
 
I would just love happy in heaven
 

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