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Hypothetical scenario: Girlfriend.

VST

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Let's say you somehow manage to get a gf. What would you do to remain interesting to ensure that the relationship lasts?

I think this will be pretty interesting since most of us are autists/social retards.
 
Not sure, I like to live life one step at a time
 
Cuddle and rub her boobs
 
VST said:
Let's say you somehow manage to get a gf. What would you do to remain interesting to ensure that the relationship lasts?

I think this will be pretty interesting since most of us are autists/social retards.

Lock her up in my basement.
 
I don’t know, only autists and obsessives map it out in advance.
 
Marry and impregnate her ASAP.
 
TheRealChincel said:
I don’t know, only autists and obsessives map it out in advance.

this. I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.
 
Nothing. I'm not changing myself for anything.
 
As a hermitcel NEET, keeping hold of an FHO would be almost impossible anyway. I can only hope my toe-curling full body massages keep her interested whilst I try to get and keep a hard-on long enough to make her cum. It seems almost impossible for an incel to keep tap-dancing to keep their interest, but supposedly if you fuck them right, you own them. We can take heart that some of them do hang out with abusive/NEETing men, it must be that the sex is good.
 
Break it off as soon as possible. Lol at trying to maintain a relationship as an ugly male.
 
I don't even know. I can't even stand my own company the majority of the time. I feel like I'd just spontaneously get angry and break shit and abuse her because of so many conflicted feelings.
 
wouldnt mind as long as it lasts a good couple of months. all i just want is to experience it really and lose my v-card. after that if i get dumped ill probably go MGTOW.
 
Just be yourself. If a girl finds you physically attractive enough for you to be her bf, that's all you have to do.
 

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