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Of course this is only an imaginary scenario and a thought-experiment.
I usually don't really think about that, because I simply don't need to, I have no use for these thoughts.

But how would you spend your day?
What do normies do the whole day?
I can't really imagine it.
 
Make her suck my cock then watch some Netflix
 
the way I spend it with my dolls.
Cuddling, staring into her eyes.
 
Then I would go out in public and do pda just to make boomers mad
 
i would get a biiiig fish and slap her across the face with it :feelsokman: :feelsokman: :feelsokman:
 
Hit her up on Facebook with an interesting video I saw on YouTube.
 
watch anime together
eat food
sex
 
sex multiple times all day
 
Take a nice walk while holding hands and listening to music then go home and cuddle and sex
 
First I would feed her some new age vegan shit from some tree bc I'm that progressive, then I would take a walk with her with her standing between me and the sun to give me some shade (I like really tall ones, especially the ones with long sexy necks <3), after that we would have some intimate love, featuring her restrained with a special breeding harness and me pumping her hot not-so-little asshole with my little prick, making sure to rub the rim with my balls, and then I would finish in her mouth, her licking it all over with her looong strong tongue. I love my giraffe.

I meant a literal giraffe, but I now realize "giraffe" could be used to describe just a tall girl
 
Literally no idea what to do. Other than going to work I'm a shut-in.

i would get a biiiig fish and slap her across the face with it :feelsokman: :feelsokman: :feelsokman:

Maybe this though
 
No idea, most of the activities i enjoy doing are the ones you usually do on ur own. Maybe i would go on a walk through the local forrest with her. Or get drunk, while watching funny videos on youtube together, that sounds like it could be fun. But apart from this, i have no fucking clue.
 
hopefully fucking
 
I only have vague ideas of how an average day in a relationship is supposed to look like.

But it would be nice to spend as much time together as possible, going for walks, to the zoo and stuff like that.
And we would have lots of sex, and even if we didn't, we would cuddle and kiss a lot.
Bluepilled fantasies. Probaby only chad could have this type of loving relationship, but he doesn't need it.
 
That just sounds so alien to me
 
I'd continue doing what I normally do, except I'd be fucking instead of fapping, and occasionally doing normie shit with her like going to a pub to eat with her friends and their boyfriends and partaking in mindnumbing, banal conversations.

Make her suck my cock then watch some Netflix

That's a Tuesday night for chad.
 
I'd take her bowling or shooting darts
 
I would most likely cuddle and watch a movie all day. Sex would be nice, but I just want to feel loved. But of course this an imaginary scenario jfl. The closest thing I'll ever feel to love, is the pleasure of dying.
 
Fucking her until my dick feels broken.
 
Show her my basement

@LastGerman
 
Might as well ask me to speak German as I'd have no clue.

I can plan for days with my doll, but a foid I'd clueless.
 
Go to watch movies, go to restaurants, go to random places so i could flex on Incels
 
Talking to her.
 
We go drink to forest
 
Eat her pussy like cold pizza
 
Fuck
eat a meal
leave her and do my own thing.
maybe go out to dinner
watch tv or something together
sleep

Come to think of it idk if I'd want them around all that much. It seems tiresome and I'm pretty introverted
 
Go to the beach and make out in front of everyone. and then fuck at home
 
There are millions of things I can think of but it will ever happen.
 
Watch anime and cuddle
 
Walking around, talking about all sorts of things, going to the restaurant, to the cinema
 
Hard to get past the sex & cuddlemaxx part in my mind to even consider anything else after that...
 
Probably destroy her at video games.
Go lift.
Go for a walk.
Talk? (Not sure what about)
Cook stuff
Eat
Sex
Cuddle.
Sleep.
 
Go on a walk in the woods (nice cold woods with no mosquitoes). Eat at a table. Discuss various non-depressing high iq topics.
 
the way I spend it with my dolls.
Cuddling, staring into her eyes.
Take a nice walk while holding hands and listening to music then go home and cuddle...
I would most likely cuddle and watch a movie all day. Sex would be nice, but I just want to feel loved. But of course this an imaginary scenario jfl. The closest thing I'll ever feel to love, is the pleasure of dying.
in bed and cuddle
Talking to her.
Watch anime and cuddle

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Bunch of low T faggots.
 
I would go out to a park then play some games cook something together maybe idk tbh never really thought about it because it will never happen ;/
 
Make her engage in my fetishes and then smoke some weed and cuddle
 
Drive her around in my car :feelsEhh:
 
I'd sleep with her mom, her sister and her together, to strengthen the bond between us. :feelsYall:
 
Fetish
Talk
Feet
Going out somewhere
Talk

I can't Imagine myself in a relationship tho. Really. My only hope are freak of nature divergent foids or trannies. Lol at a foid showing affection to Me. So alien.
Fortunately i keep thinking about how the only difference between me and a foid is the level of maturation of body and mind and realize not getting love from foids is like not getting love from a 11 yo child (he is incapableof giving you the support a 30 yo could give you) and this helped me cope a lot
 
I would cry on her leap and tell her about a nightmare I had in which I was an incel and I had to post here to have any kind of human interaction. She would be kind with me until I forget about it, and then we would do gay shit like cuddling and watch a film.
 

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