Serious How to talk to girls? How to be cool as fuck?

[iamsubhuman]

I NEED SOME PUSSY RIGHT NOW, ON GOD!!!!

 

[SparkLight]

Be inside a refrigerator for 3 days minimum than toilets will gladly hand their holes

 

[DarkStar]

Call her a bitch & then slap a hoe(in Minecraft).

 

[Mortis]

1. Say "Hi sexy" (this will makes clear you find her physically attractive)

2. Say "I have cancer " (this will make her awake her emotions. The empathetic gender will show a lot of compassion)

3. Say "It has no none cure... doctor says I need bob and vagene pic to help with pain. U help?
(now just wait until she sends you her pussy!)

 

[LDARsince9]

Practice makes perfect

 

[Reprisial]

A buddy actually said that the girls from school "liked how I didn't care about anything". Course I was miserable and apathetic but they didn't know that. And it could've been a sneaky dig at my weird style. Channel your apathy I guess.

 

[Cletus Longthing]

I NEED SOME PUSSY RIGHT NOW, ON GOD!!!!

Be drunk or high

 

[Cletus Longthing]

Practice makes perfect

 

[PLA1092]

yo bitch smd