Soy How to survive a fight against girl (a guide for weakcels and weakcels only)

[BlkPillPres]

Your manhood will still be intact

1. I only saw the first part of the title's text and thought this was going to be a thread about fighting Chad's, of course you had to do this shit and make a pathetic and pointless thread instead

2. No your manhood won't be intact with that strategy, that's like saying even if you jerk off to gay porn, you aren't gay until you actually have sex with a man JFL

The moment you admit to yourself that you'd lose a fight to the average woman your manhood is gone, the act doesn't have to take place, its the admission of it that causes the loss of manhood, actually being beaten by a woman would cause you to admit that to yourself, but if you admit that before the beating the end result is still the same (all you did was skip the beating)

3. Am I surprised someone as pathetic as you is making this thread smh

My real life fight with someone like her ended as soon as she kicked me in the stomach. Her boot was like a bullet, literally a girl like her can instantly launch her leg in the air in a split second. I literally collapsed as the wind got knocked out of me like a deflating ball. I couldn't run, and nobody was around after school to pull her off of me.

Dude you do realize you are talking to grown men right, your fight was when you were still a child, there's a huge difference in muscle mass by now, you could easily beat that woman today if you met her again, some incels really should off themselves, you really plan on living the rest of your life with this mindset, that shit is ridiculous

It’s impossible to lose a fight to a girl and if you do then you should have roped ages ago

They only way I can concieve of me losing a fight to a woman, is if its a woman who is taller than me and has training in martial arts, and exercises regularly, primarily focusing on her legs so she has sturdy footing, that's a bitch I would have problems fighting, but the average woman, even obese bitches, are not a problem, seriously have any of these guys even touched a womans forearm, they are soft as fuck, their skin even feels weaker than the average man's, everything about them is weaker, a woman has to morph her body into that of a man to stand a chance of fighting a man

 

[Damo the incel]

Knajjd just owned you tbh, you need to talk a bubble bath and reevaluate your life

 

[BlkPillPres]

this place isn’t r9k, nor is it discord.

Tired of faggots trying to sneak in their psyop fuckery under the guise of "its just a joke", that's indeed how they did it on 4chan

"I'm just ironically posting this gay pathetic shit, don't be so serious, were all in on the joke here"

At most this thread is a mockery of my older ones

Yeah, nice try - "I'm just making fun of how pathetic my other threads are by making another pathetic thread"

You know the logic of this makes no sense, because what is the end goal of either thread, if the end result is the same then your legit threads and your mockery threads are essentially the same, they are no different

 

[SupremeG]

I just beat her up and take the consequences. Not gonna let me hit by a disgusting Foid.

 

[NoMercy]

It’s impossible to lose a fight to a girl and if you do then you should have roped ages ago

An average man could probably kill any woman in a fight.

 

[TheGambler2]

As long as you avoid kicks to the balls you should be fine

 

[Deleted member 17889]

I prefer pepper spray.

i prefer acid

 

[Deleted member 4999]

They only way I can concieve of me losing a fight to a woman, is if its a woman who is taller than me and has training in martial arts, and exercises regularly, primarily focusing on her legs so she has sturdy footing, that's a bitch I would have problems fighting, but the average woman, even obese bitches, are not a problem, seriously have any of these guys even touched a womans forearm, they are soft as fuck, their skin even feels weaker than the average man's, everything about them is weaker, a woman has to morph her body into that of a man to stand a chance of fighting a man

In fighting though, martial arts is kind of cope tbh. Fighting is all about using your instincts. How tall are you btw?

 

[BlkPillPres]

In fighting though, martial arts is kind of cope tbh. Fighting is all about using your instincts. How tall are you btw?

5ft 7In

 

[ionlycopenow]

In fighting though, martial arts is kind of cope tbh. Fighting is all about using your instincts. How tall are you btw?

In a street fight any form of training is almost useless

 

[BlkPillPres]

In fighting though, martial arts is kind of cope tbh. Fighting is all about using your instincts

In a street fight any form of training is almost useless

Not necessarily true, a trained martial artist knows how to actually "throw a punch" and where to hit someone to knock them out quickly and efficiently, I have no such training, I have no idea how to throw a proper punch, so a trained woman who knows how to throw a punch, especially how to use the strength from her hip rotation and put it into the punch, can probably knock me out if I'm not careful, lets also not forget that fights like these can take place in public, and you need to be able to end the altercation quickly and leave before white knights descend upon you

"Muh Instincts" is only a perk if you so much stronger than the person that skill makes no difference, so for an ogrecel this might work, but I'm 5ft 7In with minimal muscle mass, It would be stupid to underestimate a trained fighter who knows how to chin check me, and has more reach (like if she's taller)

 

[WawelDragon1683]

overpower them and make a rape
you have to have cerebral palsy to be weaker than a girl

 

[Parrtlord]

Tired of faggots trying to sneak in their psyop fuckery under the guise of "its just a joke", that's indeed how they did it on 4chan

"I'm just ironically posting this gay pathetic shit, don't be so serious, were all in on the joke here"



Yeah, nice try - "I'm just making fun of how pathetic my other threads are by making another pathetic thread"

You know the logic of this makes no sense, because what is the end goal of either thread, if the end result is the same then your legit threads and your mockery threads are essentially the same, they are no different

Ur right.

 

[Apati]

Tired of faggots trying to sneak in their psyop fuckery under the guise of "its just a joke", that's indeed how they did it on 4chan

"I'm just ironically posting this gay pathetic shit, don't be so serious, were all in on the joke here"



Yeah, nice try - "I'm just making fun of how pathetic my other threads are by making another pathetic thread"

You know the logic of this makes no sense, because what is the end goal of either thread, if the end result is the same then your legit threads and your mockery threads are essentially the same, they are no different

Dude, your responses on Parrtlord threads are the best thing on this site. I just love them

 

[Blacktarpill]

Haha, i run fast but had troubles with female bully when i was a kid.

 

[ionlycopenow]

Not necessarily true, a trained martial artist knows how to actually "throw a punch" and where to hit someone to knock them out quickly and efficiently, I have no such training, I have no idea how to throw a proper punch, so a trained woman who knows how to throw a punch, especially how to use the strength from her hip rotation and put it into the punch, can probably knock me out if I'm not careful, lets also not forget that fights like these can take place in public, and you need to be able to end the altercation quickly and leave before white knights descend upon you

"Muh Instincts" is only a perk if you so much stronger than the person that skill makes no difference, so for an ogrecel this might work, but I'm 5ft 7In with minimal muscle mass, It would be stupid to underestimate a trained fighter who knows how to chin check me, and has more reach (like if she's taller)

Rules don't apply in street rights. There's no proper etiquette or ref to break you up if you get dirty lmao. Over In 30 seconds

 

[Deleted member 19079]

you need to talk a bubble bath and reevaluate your life

dont we all

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Thanks, but in what kind of situation will I be fighting a foid? I avoid everyone and I'm too high inhib to do anything out of line in public

 

[BlkPillPres]

Rules don't apply in street rights. There's no proper etiquette or ref to break you up if you get dirty lmao. Over In 30 seconds

That's like saying you don't need to do target practice training to prepare for a street shooting, you can just hold the gun sideways and shoot and you'll win JFL

Dude are you retarded or can't you read?, I said nothing about "rules", if you throw a punch and you can't actually throw a good punch you will miss your chance to knock someone out, if they land one good punch on you, you're out, here's another thing, someone with skill can fight dirty too, and they can fight dirtier than someone without skill, take for example "ground techniques", I have none, so someone who knows about holds, locks, etc, can just charge me and mess with my footing and get me to the ground and that's it, I'm in an arm lock and I can't get out, seriously guys like you speak like you don't live in real life, a skilled fighter can fight dirtier than an unskilled one because they know what works against the human body, most people have no "ground work" skills so if someone takes a fight to the ground they've basically already won

There's a lot of brushing up on fight techniques that I know I'll have to do at some point, and I plan on doing so, may even take up some training, this whole "muh street fight I don't need to know shit" mindset is moronic

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Hello parrtlord

Haha, i run fast but had troubles with female bully when i was a kid.

If she verbally bullied you, I can understand. You should be able to defend yourself if it was physical

 

[Deleted member 18515]

That's like saying you don't need to do target practice training to prepare for a street shooting, you can just hold the gun sideways and shoot and you'll win JFL

Dude are you retarded or can't you read?, I said nothing about "rules", if you throw a punch and you can't actually throw a good punch you will miss your chance to knock someone out, if they land one good punch on you, you're out, here's another thing, someone with skill can fight dirty too, and they can fight dirtier than someone without skill, take for example "ground techniques", I have none, so someone who knows about holds, locks, etc, can just charge me and mess with my footing and get me to the ground and that's it, I'm in an arm lock and I can't get out, seriously guys like you speak like you don't live in real life, a skilled fighter can fight dirtier than an unskilled one because they know what works against the human body, most people have no "ground work" skills so if someone takes a fight to the ground they've basically already won

There's a lot of brushing up on fight techniques that I know I'll have to do at some point, and I plan on doing so, may even take up some training, this whole "muh street fight I don't need to know shit" mindset is moronic

Well, all You need to know Is How to throw a good punch and You Will be set against 99% of people.

 

[ionlycopenow]

That's like saying you don't need to do target practice training to prepare for a street shooting, you can just hold the gun sideways and shoot and you'll win JFL

Dude are you retarded or can't you read?, I said nothing about "rules", if you throw a punch and you can't actually throw a good punch you will miss your chance to knock someone out, if they land one good punch on you, you're out, here's another thing, someone with skill can fight dirty too, and they can fight dirtier than someone without skill, take for example "ground techniques", I have none, so someone who knows about holds, locks, etc, can just charge me and mess with my footing and get me to the ground and that's it, I'm in an arm lock and I can't get out, seriously guys like you speak like you don't live in real life, a skilled fighter can fight dirtier than an unskilled one because they know what works against the human body, most people have no "ground work" skills so if someone takes a fight to the ground they've basically already won

There's a lot of brushing up on fight techniques that I know I'll have to do at some point, and I plan on doing so, may even take up some training, this whole "muh street fight I don't need to know shit" mindset is moronic

I've never lost a fight and I do the same thing every time, grab them by their legs or core and pull them backwards then beat them up when they're on the ground. Has never once failed. I don't know shit about fighting. Over in 20 seconds

These muh skill arguments imply that the average Joe has been boxing for three years or some shit. and even if they have if they're significantly weaker or smaller than you it doesn't even matter anyway

 

[BlkPillPres]

I've never lost a fight and I do the same thing every time, grab them by their legs or core and pull them backwards then beat them up when they're on the ground. Has never once failed. I don't know shit about fighting. Over in 20 seconds

These muh skill arguments imply that the average Joe has been boxing for three years or some shit. and even if they have if they're significantly weaker or smaller than you it doesn't even matter anyway

How tall are you and whats your weight?

Spoiler: Prediction

I'm guessing close to or around 6ft and around 195 to 200+ lbs in weight

 

[Teutonic Knight]

@Parrtlord is based. He also barely posts threads unlike constant loli shit. Also his threads aren't controversial but just show that incels come from variety of perspectives. He also posted this in off topic because he's aware it's not related to incels.

In a street fight any form of training is almost useless

This is not true. You have so many videos of boxers destroying multiple people at once in street fights by throwing fast precise power punches that untrained people don't even see coming.

 

[BlkPillPres]

The timestamp 0:48 to 0:50 is exactly what I'm talking about @ionlycopenow

Someone with skill can end the fight before you even get a chance to do anything

 

[jerrycan dan]

Is this some kind of fetish

Yes

 

[incel20]

not gonna lie. it'd be sort of sexy to have a bbw girl try to beat me up

 

[PPEcel]

I hope this guide helps my fellow weakcels. Of course, none of this substitutes for actual self defense training, this is only based off of my personal experience of watching people fight and being in a fight with a girl.
What are some of your guys experiences with fighting. I had been horrible at it all of my life, but I seemed to learn by watching others and watching movies.

How many Stacies have you fought?

How tall are you?

And tbh I wouldn't mind being beat to a pulp by a Stacy.

 

[ionlycopenow]

How tall are you and whats your weight?

Spoiler: Prediction

I'm guessing close to or around 6ft and around 195 to 200+ lbs in weight

6'5/240lb, so yes.

Inb4 muh tallfag whining

The timestamp 0:48 to 0:50 is exactly what I'm talking about @ionlycopenow

Someone with skill can end the fight before you even get a chance to do anything

Yes, but that's why you either keep your distance or instantly brute force it first before the dude can really do anything.

 

[PPEcel]

I'm 5ft 7In with minimal muscle mass, It would be stupid to underestimate a trained fighter who knows how to chin check me, and has more reach (like if she's taller)

Right, if you're fighting someone who is 5'11 and up, his or her arm is in a great position to hit your jaw.

If you really want to pretend that you’re a hard man, I’ll do the same; I’ve warned you for the last time. keep pushing femdom stuff and I promise that you won’t get to post anything ever again.

Chill dude, I like having different kinds of posts on this forum. The current balance we have is pretty good.

High IQ response. Guns are an incel invention.

buy a gun for you weakcels

Use the Mozambique drill in a self-defense situation. Two to the torso, one to the head will down any threat, whether it's a skinny emo hipster with a knife or a 6' foid on bath salts

 

[incel20]

6'5/240lb, so yes.

fakecel faggot.

 

[ionlycopenow]

fakecel faggot.

Every time. Eat shit tough guy

 

[jerrycan dan]

6'5/240lb, so yes.

Mogs me

 

[incel20]

Every time. Eat shit tough guy

I'd cap your bum ass in real life

 

[ionlycopenow]

I'd cap your bum ass in real life

Internet tough guy back at it again

 

[PPEcel]

I've never lost a fight and I do the same thing every time, grab them by their legs or core and pull them backwards then beat them up when they're on the ground. Has never once failed. I don't know shit about fighting. Over in 20 seconds

If you're an untrained male of average height and build fighting against a moderately athletic, BJJ-trained foid, grabbing her legs is only going to end one way: you in an armbar and her foot on your neck.

Obviously, since you're an ogrecel, grabbing your opponent and landing on them works in your favor. But that doesn't work for everyone.

 

[ElliotRodgerGod]

And tbh I wouldn't mind being beat to a pulp by a Stacy.

cuck

 

[incel20]

If you're an untrained male of average height and build fighting against a moderately athletic, BJJ-trained foid, grabbing her legs is only going to end one way: you in an armbar and her foot on your neck.

Obviously, since you're an ogrecel, grabbing your opponent and landing on them works in your favor. But that doesn't work for everyone.

a knife or .357 in the stomach takes care of these fools quick

 

[PPEcel]

cuck

Why

a knife or .357 in the stomach takes care of these fools quick

Combat knives and firearms are illegal where I live.

I'm not going to ruin my beautiful, Japanese kitchen knives just to fight a foid.

 

[ElliotRodgerGod]

Why

lol

 

[mybodyisrotting]

just fucking lol whats the context? elab on this

There isn't much context tbh. A group of 3 girls wanted me out of the place where I was playing, the "main" one started calling me names and overall being really annoying. Eventually she came up to me and pushed me, I grabbed one of those nasty sharp and porous concrete chunks left by some construction work, hit her in the face with it full force and ran off

 

[ionlycopenow]

Possible you haven't actually been in a street fight and talking out your wahoo.

Boxing/kickboxing drilling trains instinct. So you will react in the moment the way you have been training, you won't need to think about it. You will also react better to getting punched if you have already been sparring. A grappling art that focuses on the sprawl will help you stay upright. If you are taking people down you are assuming other people like their buddies won't jump in and kick you in the head while you're tied up with the foe on the ground. If you can train a striking art you will know how to dispatch them quickly so it never needs to hit the ground, and you can defend yourself from multiple foes. Punching and kicking over and over also hardens the bones over time.

Never against a group lol, I'm not that stupid
Not to mention weapons nullify any form of skill pretty much should you be in such a situation.

 

[TheReaper]

bro, you've been assfucked by knajjd in this thread

 

[Teutonic Knight]

Yes, but that's why you either keep your distance or instantly brute force it first before the dude can really do anything.

LOL, you would not be able to keep distance from a trained fighter who is literally training how to close the distance on other trained opponents every day. Footwork is one of the most important things in fighting and fighters train to have fast feet and explosive movements.

 

[iblamemyself]

In a street fight any form of training is almost useless

Hey guys, hold my beer, I'm going to kick Butterbean's ass real quick, brb

 

[78980n]

not gonna lie. it'd be sort of sexy to have a bbw girl try to beat me up

Bro......

 

[Ghost]

Back in highschool I swiped a Stacy because she flicked me in the ear when my back was turned. It was reflex action. Didn't even know it was a foid who was flicking me in the back of the ear.

Then 2 bigger white knights told me off for hitting a woman. Got in my face threatened me.

I raged and told them I'm ready to fight all 3 of them in the parking lot after school.

They chickened out. Because though I'm only a 5'6 manlet, I've been in so many fights already and had physically busive bad parents. Those life experiences upped my aggression level to that of a convicted killer or marine.

Everyone tells me I am very scary when angry...

 

[BlkPillPres]

6'5/240lb, so yes.

Inb4 muh tallfag whining

Well what do you know, how was I able to guess that you moron JFL, of course if you are that fucking huge you wouldn't need any fighting skills, if you were fighting someone your own size or bigger who could fight, you'd be beat easily (or even multiple smaller opponents), do you seriously have no self awareness to have made such a stupid argument

"I just do the same thing all the time and it works.......... has nothing to do with my size which I am aware of and use to my advantage"

Not to mention weapons nullify any form of skill pretty much should you be in such a situation.

Weapons don't nullify skill at all, your skills don't magically disappear if you opponent has a knife, if were talking a gun then yes, but a blade no, the person who has the knife in some cases just put themselves in more danger because someone who is trained can disarm them and use their own knife against them

You should never bring a melee weapon to a fight against a trained fighter, a melee weapon is basically just an extension of your limbs, a fighter who knows how to dodge attacks and maneuver themselves into your "safe zone" can render your weapon useless, take a metal bat for example, you need to swing to damage someone with it, you need momentum, if they get in really close, they can cut the force of your attacks by like 50% and then just grab the bat and disarm you

that's why you either keep your distance or instantly brute force it first before the dude can really do anything.

Only works if you are actually stronger, you've never been in a real fight ("fair" fight), and clearly not against multiple opponents, else you wouldn't be talking like this

Skill determines the winner in these fights, why do you think fighting sports have weight classes, without that, there'd no point to the matches

Chill dude, I like having different kinds of posts on this forum. The current balance we have is pretty good.

Dude stop with that nonsense, that lax attitude is who 4chan became trapfag spamming central, that guy could very well just be a fucking larp and you are basically trying to help him troll, there's no need for pathetic shit like that were already at the bottom of the fucking barrel, we don't need to come here everyday to see this shit, there's plenty of femdom forums for him to post, femdom and inceldom have nothing to do with eachother, they are polar opposites

Why don't we apply your logic here to all the other kinds of posts that get banned - should race baiting be allowed now because it adds "variety" and balance?

What about so called incels that want to fuck traps, should they be allowed to post?, lets let @NEETAndTidy back in so he can post about his tranny relationship

A forum that allows itself to be trolled is a site destined to be taken over and destroyed

 

[Parrtlord]

femdom and inceldom have nothing to do with eachother, they are polar opposites

the polar opposite of inceldom is chadom
@BlkPillPres the mods beg to differ

 

[BlkPillPres]

the polar opposite of inceldom is chadom
@BlkPillPres the mods beg to differ
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1. The "mod" (as in singular) tends to differ with me

2. The mods tend to differ with me on a lot of issues, I think for the most part they are cucked and timid trying to appease normies and come off as "peaceful", so I wouldn't be surprised any mods thought like this, I would not be surprised to find out one of the mods was actually married and in an open relationship

Your pathetic mindset seeps into everything, you actually think a mod or two agreeing with you somehow validates your pathetic beliefs, guess what, everyone on inceltears would probably agree with you too, does that make you even more right?