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LifeFuel How to say fuck to everything that bothers you in life in only 7 paragraphs.

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When I was a child, a schoolteacher from my neighborhood was living in a van and was actually a really cool guy (a bit too cool since he didn't make us really work, and his "courses" were basically sport sessions or outdoor games. I honestly don't know how this dude ever became a teacher tbh lmao:feelskek:).

Now that I think of it, this dude understood everything about life.

He was paid by the state to do literally nothing (still earning far more than the basic social income :feelsmage: ), lived in a van that costed nothing (compared to regular wageslaves who only work to be able to pay the right to live in a house owned by their bank, jfl at those retards :feelshaha: ) and had plenty of time and money to do stuffs that really mattered to him (surf, sport in general, Chad stuffs actually :chad: ).

This dude was living on god mode, even if he was not technically a Chad (average mediterreanean 5/10 in a western country). He even had a daughter with a local whore, with which he divorced at some point, but he didn't paid anything because he was not able to afford it according to banks (he hid most of his earnings out of the bank system, in his van :feelsthink: ).

I'm just a student for now who is being cucked by his local (((university))) in the hope to get the holy grail of our modern enslaving society : "a job".

But I could afford a van with what I have now. Living in a van is better than recently homeless people who have nothing left but their car. Indeed a van can easily be arranged as a place to live, and it's part of a long term strategy to get rid of the cucked system. We could all live the dream of being truly independant and living like neanderthal kings, with freedom waiting for us at every crossroads, and potentially plenty of money spared from not being cucked by the real estate bubble.

JFL if you're not van maxxing in 2018.
 
some of us can't legally drive.
 
I can't fuck a cute white virgin JB.

I can't marry a cute white virgin JB.

Two paragraphs.
 
just vanMAXX bro
 
I couldn't live in a van, how would I shower, where would I shit and where would I get electricity?
 
I couldn't live in a van, how would I shower, where would I shit and where would I get electricity?
Shower in public pools.

Shit in any public place as long as it's in the toilet and not on the ground (restaurants, pools, cinemas, etc.).

Get electricity with a generator working from fuel.
In a van you can afford to live on day to day mode (just drive to the nearest supermarket at the end of the day if you want freezed food for instance).
Public libraries are also ok if you just have to charge your laptop.

Vanmaxx is god mode, prove me wrong.
 
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How tf are you not legally allowed to drive?

anger issues, autism, I dunno. I took the test three times and failed. too many driving laws.
 
anger issues, autism, I dunno. I took the test three times and failed. too many driving laws.
You focus too much on law while you should actually be focusing on trafic. The thing as a whole is really logic and well thought, the real difficulty of driving is to be able to adapt to other people doing idiotic things on the road.
 
Shower in public pools.

Shit in any public place as long as it's in the toilet and not on the ground (restaurants, pools, cinemas, etc.).

Get electricity with a generator working from fuel.
In a van you can afford to live on day to day mode (just drive to the nearest supermarket at the end of the day if you want freezed food for instance).
Public libraries are also ok if you just have to charge your laptop.

Vanmaxx is god mode, prove me wrong.

This is my worst nightmare, I hate using public toilets. I've never shitted in a public toilet lol. Luckily I won't ever need to.

However I do like the thought of living in a vehicle, no expenses and complete freedom
 
This is my worst nightmare, I hate using public toilets. I've never shitted in a public toilet lol. Luckily I won't ever need to.

However I do like the thought of living in a vehicle, no expenses and complete freedom
Yeah, I used to feel like you, but some public places are actually as clean as your home toilet. You just need to find them in the zone you live in.

The fuck is this shit.
 
You focus too much on law while you should actually be focusing on trafic. The thing as a whole is really logic and well thought, the real difficulty of driving is to be able to adapt to other people doing idiotic things on the road.

yeah but I can't drive unless I pass the fucking test, dingo.
 
yeah but I can't drive unless I pass the fucking test, dingo.
Pass the fucking test again then.

Now I shouldn't say this but ... Even if I have a licence since now 5 years, I literally never had to show it to a police man. I know some gypsies actually drive all their life without a licence, and no one can say anything about that because they don't have an address for banks or the state to demand money.
 
just fraud your teaching credentials bro, just evade taxes bro
 
He sounds like a MGTOW
 

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